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Tim_McTuffty

@Tim_McTuffty@beige.party

An itinerant squirrel poet, aka https://mastodonapp.uk/@MaJ1

New to the whole word smithing thing so don’t be too harsh.

Write as the muse hits me in the face, so output will probably be irregular, but I want to explore a world of art n poetry that has previously eluded me so will be boosting along those lines.

Boosting is the algorithm here, so if you like my stuff please get it out there 🙏

‪https://justmytoots.com/@Tim_Mctuffty

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Tim_McTuffty, to poetry
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I wrote this for my good friend @dgar

**** Australian Rock II ****

An Aussie came travelling
From toxic land

Where ravenous fauna
Enjoy the odd native, while watching his band.

He brings music and joy
To #Mastodons masses

Songs of journeys
To Moon and planets afar

Songs of proud ladies
And Flat earth affairs

Jokes so contrived
You laugh, till you cry

Today 6000 souls celebrate
The day of his birth

Following his laughter
Singing his songs

Offering Jars of sauce, for the barbie
To help him explore

Ways of restoring folks souls
So, human hearts do endure

#poem #poetry #writing #Dgar #TimThePoetSquirrel
#TheMammutMoves

Picture the Red squirrel Tim McTuffty standing on his hind legs looking to the left ready to recite his latest work

Tim_McTuffty,
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@dgar Tis only the 1 I did for yer birthday, (well the re-write )

Did you like the Drop Bear on this issue ? 😁

Tim_McTuffty, to california
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#MorningAll & #TZAG
Not a super bright start to the day here, the sun is a bit lackadaisical atm !

I hope my #California #HurricaneHilary peeps are keeping safe , know that I’m thinking of you!

quick shout out to @melissabeartrix for tickling my fancy this AM 😊🫶

Anyway have a great #Monday & remember #RuleNumberOne Don’t get caught 😜😁🖖

#TheMammutMoves

melissabeartrix, to random
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Late lunch or afternoon tea who knows ... giggles

Hug, & xXx

The cooking of the onions, bacon, tomato and egg

Tim_McTuffty,
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@canusfeminacanis @melissabeartrix me too 🤭

Tim_McTuffty,
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@canusfeminacanis @melissabeartrix Morning ladies, are we well?

Tim_McTuffty,
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@melissabeartrix @canusfeminacanis My day has just started sweetie, Sundays are designed for not doing much so that suits the fact I’m currently back on enforced R&R but I’m not complaining!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend😊🫶🖖

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@canusfeminacanis @melissabeartrix Hows your snuffles Wolfie, you shaken that nasty bug off yet lovely ?

Tim_McTuffty,
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@canusfeminacanis @melissabeartrix This is good 😁

Enjoy your Sunday 😊🫶🖖

Tim_McTuffty,
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@canusfeminacanis @melissabeartrix Monday, what ⁉️ , anyone would think you were the other side of the IDL or something! 😂

Have a good Monday sweetie 😊🫶🖖

Tim_McTuffty,
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@melissabeartrix @canusfeminacanis why am I not surprised sweetie 😊🫶🖖

Tim_McTuffty,
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@melissabeartrix @canusfeminacanis You’re a bundle of joy Mel, I love sharing TLs with you 🥰😁

Tim_McTuffty, to random
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Hi @wild1145 lots of 500 & 502 server errors on Mastodonapp.uk, not sure if you’re aware .

Cheers

@MaJ1

Tim_McTuffty,
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@wild1145 @MaJ1 No probs, thanks for sorting it out so quickly Ryan 👍

Tim_McTuffty, to poetry
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Here’s a little silly a poem I wrote for my favourite online moggie master!

@netkitty this is for you my Smol Kitn 😻

NET KITTEN

Smol kitn who types in paw friendly fonts,
walks over your keyboard until you avant!

Hacking your thread with kittenish charm,
No evil intent to do you harm!

Begs for attention while you are tooting,
Sneeks in behind you while your not looking!

A virtual bundle of furry joy,
Naughty as any when given a toy!

Knocks over vases in unreal worlds,
When kitn so smol athletically unfurls.

Net Kitten they are and always will be,
Enduringly loved by human hearts that can see!

#smallpoems #Poetry #poem #CatsofMastodon #TimThePoetSquirrel #writing

Picture the Red squirrel Tim McTuffty standing on his hind legs looking to the left ready to recite his latest work

futurebird, to random
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When looking at photos of bugs that aren't ants it's always funny to spot the ants in the background. Even more funny when the person who took the photo, very proud of the rare bug they found refuses to acknowledge that there is clearly an ant photobombing the special moment. This one is called:

"Tiny Purple Beetle, Chlamisus sp."

... aaaand Crematogaster! They look like friends!

(Photo by Andreas Kay via: https://www.flickr.com/photos/andreaskay/25508849608)

Tim_McTuffty,
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@futurebird @BernieDoesIt Wow!

Tim_McTuffty, to random
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@sylvia oooh deja vu !

Your face seems familiar. 😂 🫶

Ta for following both 😁

realaendu, to random German

@proeiszeitdeaf

Tim_McTuffty,
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@realaendu @evelynefoerster @proeiszeitdeaf Oh wow! Does it appear when its about to attack ?

Free_Press, (edited ) to Ukraine
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THE ANGER I FEEL....

Khrystyna and Svitlana were singing in the street in Zaporizhzhia an hour before a Russian missile strike on the city, and this video of them was filmed.

One of them died yesterday at the site of the strike. She was 19 years old. The other girl died in the ICU today. She was 21.

Deepest condolences to their families.

Russia must pay.
#Ukraine️ #Russia #Putin #EU #NATO #Zelensky #war #news #Moscow #USA #UK #Germany #Poland #France #Turkey #AureFreePress

Tim_McTuffty,
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@Free_Press @JStatePost #GNU Khrystyna and Svitlana , your names are committed to the wire & will never be forgotten !

R.I.P. 😔🖤

Tim_McTuffty, to random
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@melissabeartrix hi , this is the more refined side of the squirrel 😁

Thanks for following us both 😁

MaJ1, to random

@melissabeartrix ooops!

thanks for the follow 👍🖖 #TheMammutMoves

Sorry my notification ladder is a bit steep at the moment 🤦‍♂️

@Tim_McTuffty has followed you as well !

Lovely to have you sharing TLs with us!

😊🫶🖖

Tim_McTuffty,
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@MaJ1 @melissabeartrix Melissa, Maj1 is a cad & a rogue! Treat him thusly 😂

😊🫶🖖

book, to random

I demand foot rubs. And and a head massage.

And blackjack. And hookers!

Nyuh, forget the blackjack and hookers...

Tim_McTuffty,
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@book Oh please, that’s just a piece of string that’s been played with by a cat! I thought it was some humdinger of a maths problem thingy ! 😜😆

Tim_McTuffty,
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@book I knew it , sod the universe being run by hyper dimensional mice, the true rulers of the universe are cats 😆

Tim_McTuffty, to random
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@book Morning my friend, how are you n the ‘dog’ this morning, has Langdon forgiven you for considering his as possible sandwich filling material? 😁😋

Tim_McTuffty,
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@Rasta @book @tayfonay Try actual food !

Tim_McTuffty,
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@simon_brooke @book @tayfonay I’m not sure what triggered it tbh, but the easiest signs were unmistakable & in those days shameful so it was hidden & forbidden.

Tim_McTuffty,
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@simon_brooke @book @tayfonay Ohh I’m so sorry, I often wonder if getting treatment as a kid would have helped me, now I’m not sure if fighting it alone for 15 years until I was first formally diagnosed wasn’t the easier path.

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