Lath

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Lath,

I'm no expert, but it looks like someone cut a gorilla out of one picture and pasted it over the lion picture.

Lath,

I just farted for the glory of the empire!

6 Reasons So Many Movies Are Struggling At The Box Office In 2024 (screenrant.com)

With ticket sales down and newly released movies hitting streaming and video-on-demand (VOD) services in record time, it’s not surprising that films are struggling to make it big in theaters. For comparison, 2015’s Mad Max: Fury Road grossed a whopping $45 million over a non-holiday opening weekend, which ultimately led to...

Lath,

Hey! Barbie stayed true to its roots!
It's a brave thing to make a movie out of a music video and we should honour that commitment, not shame it.

Lath,

I see a gorilla and a marmot ready to throwdown.

Lath,

Dunno. People have been crushed to death by cheese wheels. Not sure if any of them had a smile on their face at the time.

Lath,

Nurses are treated like shit, by the government, hospital administration and patients alike.
To willingly suffer such constant torment from all sides, one would have to be a masochist.

Lath,

Uh, poor people tend to have more children than rich people.

Lath,

Not us, that's for sure.

Lath,

If you shave Chewbacca, will he still be brown?

Lath,

He's also now married to Mellody Hobson.

He might have married a Twi'lek instead were there a chance.

Lath,

We kill each other too often.

Lath,

We are the bored. Your memes will be assimilated. Resistance is down voted.

Lath,

My DS9 is rusty, but I think most people were expecting it to fail or go boom. So the portrayal here might have been meant as a "huh, we didn't blow up" type of reaction.

Lath,

No. We don't like each other that much.

Lath,

What do you call it when you share your internet connection with people who don't use ublock and search for weird shit just so that they'll see ads for weird shit?

Lath,

To make it look as uncomfortable as it seems.

Lath,

Forget the condom socks. Those knee tassels are the shit!

I'm so sick of every single medical-related question people have online constantly getting spammed with 'talk to your doctor!!!!'

The way people online constantly say ‘talk to your doctor’ like it’s a panacea is a lot like how medieval peasants weren’t able to read scripture and they just had to trust their clergy’s interpretations...

Lath,

"I have had a dry cough for the past few months."

You have esophageal cancer. You're welcome.

Lath,

Your energy channels seem clogged up, OP. You should get a therapeutic massage to improve circulation.

Lath,

Sure. Why not?

Lath,

I did! How'd you know?

Lath,

Also only drink water straight from a mineral spring source.

Lath,

https://kbin.earth/m/nottheonion@lemmy.ml/t/97603/Exxon-Mobil-is-suing-its-shareholders-to-silence-them-about

Original: https://lemmy.ml/post/15690226

World version: https://lemmy.world/post/15452272

Lath,

That I exist. And that we're in a relationship.

It's a love-hate thing. You wouldn't get it...

Lath,

You know that scene with the guy on the castle wall in Monty Python and the Holy Grail that farts in your general direction?
Yeah, I giggled.

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