GrimmReality

GrimmReality, 7 days ago to random

I love this because this has to be the first time in a good three actual decades that a sitting Republican lawmaker proposed an actual good policy that would materially help society work better for normal people and she thought she was being super-clever to zing Fauci and what she was actually proposing was shit she and every inveterate sneering asshole in her part would vote against in a heartbeat and call horrible communism, so, bravo you, Staten Island fuckwit, for getting justhatclose to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs93iRWGSkE

GrimmReality, 7 days ago (edited 3 days ago) to random

If you are British, I, as a dispassionate Midwestern American, would just like to assure you that anything hilarious you do or say to Nigel Farage is fine.

GrimmReality, 7 days ago to random

Why they chose the bear and why every outraged whinging pantswetting manosphere alpha-dipshit should shut the fuck up forever.
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-06-05/professional-rock-climber-life-prison-sexual-assaults-yosemite-national-park?utm_source=press.coop

GrimmReality, 8 days ago to random

So I lived Jersey-adjacent for fifteen goddamn years and never ever once knew that the Jersey Devil was kind of a cute unicorn/Pegasus thingy and thus had been named very wrongly.

GrimmReality, 8 days ago (edited 8 days ago) to random

I realize it is less than meritocratic and doesn't carry any real weight in legislative power but it is kind of cool Marge Green has become the face of the Republican Party because literally no one in congress knows less about the world and how anything works, gets quite as infuriated at concepts she doesn't remotely understand, and vomits semi-verbal hate with the same random apoplectic fury at anyone for the merest slight, like, say, they got the parking spot she wanted at Hobby Lobby.

It's like they were working on a new mascot but had to keep going with the collateral designs so they just left a space marked "cartoon Dogpatch neo-Nazi Karen goes here" and then a flourish of music played and she strode right in from the wooded glade where a burning cross still flickered behind her.

GrimmReality, 9 days ago to random

Not being on twitter anymore means it took a couple days to find out Alex Jones cried and begged for money on air over the weekend because he is staring into the dark abyss of imminent ruin and honestly congrats to him for finding his purpose because the ONLY activity available to online-tv neo-Nazis, be it Jones, Matt Walsh or Tim Pool, should be crying and begging for money because they're staring into the dark abyss of imminent ruin. it's like water finding its level. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/03/alex-jones-sandy-hook-payment

GrimmReality, 10 days ago to random

If you saw my cupboard, you might say "Wow, you really like alternative pastas" but you would be wrong - I have TRIED many alternative pastas and never made them again but keep those nearly full boxes of alternative pastas in my cupboard because I feel bad about throwing out food even if it is inedible rubbish.

GrimmReality, 10 days ago to random

For those who kept up on the saga of my sister and the Clark-led Hawkeyes squad and general batshit fangirling, she, a resident of Central Wisconsin, is now an Indiana Fever season-ticket-holder because - and this is a key datapoint - of fucking course she is.

GrimmReality, 12 days ago to random

"Fucken Diem."

• me in an actual conversation with people just now

GrimmReality, 13 days ago to random

As if this day weren't kickass enough and I'm not drunk and in need of still more kickassery enough, I just found out the S2 of We Are Ladyparts is in America and on my tv.

GrimmReality, 13 days ago (edited 13 days ago) to random

Welp, looks like I picked the wrong week to maybe not go get boisterously daydrunk.

#Guilty