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Deathsjoker

@Deathsjoker@mastodon.social

Gay Canadian Male
I Love Life, Laughing & Everything That Makes Me Smile.
HUGE Jamie Dornan Fan
HUGE fan of hot men period
I like to make others feel good and hope they have a smile or 5 from my posts.
Lover of horror movies, books, tv shows, comedy, FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, musicals, music (from Abba to Ying yang twins), Reading, writing poems (mostly free verse and lots of homoerotica) and have some works in progress
Was https://mastodon.social/@Deathsjoker (Dave) on Twitter

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VeroniqueB99, to random
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If you're looking for good follow, give @ErleG a try you won't be sorry!

Deathsjoker,
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@VeroniqueB99

Ok. I did. I'm gonna trust you on this

StillIRise1963, to random
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I hope the wealthy haven’t given up on deep sea exploration. They should keep pushing the boundaries.

Deathsjoker,
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@Jorsh @StillIRise1963

I'd watch that train wreck and then the stock market the next day. Just to see Elon lose it all

Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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The writer in me by Brian Griffin


Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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You spin me round (like a roomba)


Deathsjoker, to random
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My Do Not Disturb sign for my bedroom.

Deathsjoker, to random
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RickiTarr, to random
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You are going to make love to a Cereal Mascot, who do you choose?

I'm going Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

Deathsjoker,
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@RickiTarr

I'm going with Tony the Tiger. He thinks I'm GRRRRRRRRRREAT

Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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I bought a mirrored suit and a watch. I wanted some time to reflect


Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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Elephants are always ready for a pool party. They always have their trunks on


Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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I bought a 100 red balloons but they all turned blew (blue)


Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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Waldo once tried to wear polka dots. But he was easily spotted


Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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This headline


Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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I went to the stag shop. I wanted to be a deer


Deathsjoker,
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I went to the stag shop. I wanted to be a deer.
And try to buy something for a buck
(the last part just came to me)


Deathsjoker,
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@FaithinBones

🤣

Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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I bought a vault because I wanted to feel safe


Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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I am the very model Train of a Modern Major General

"I am the very model train of a modern Major-General,
I've information commuter, locomotive and monorail,
I know the stops of England, and I quote the times historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical"


ochaos, to HashtagGames
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Wreck of the old 97 Luftballoons


Deathsjoker,
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@ochaos

Wasn't it 99 not 97?

Deathsjoker,
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@ochaos

Oh ok. my bad.

Deathsjoker,
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@ochaos

I get that. I had a teacher in high school who played us the Gorden Lightfoot song "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and then made us write what we heard in the song.

Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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Have you ever seen the train?


Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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By acting like a former president


Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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In a Sam Kinison type rant


Deathsjoker,
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@rjblaskiewicz

lol. I love that joke.

Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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"This meals sucks. I finished it anyways"


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