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Deathsjoker

@Deathsjoker@mastodon.social

Gay Canadian Male
I Love Life, Laughing & Everything That Makes Me Smile.
HUGE Jamie Dornan Fan
HUGE fan of hot men period
I like to make others feel good and hope they have a smile or 5 from my posts.
Lover of horror movies, books, tv shows, comedy, FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, musicals, music (from Abba to Ying yang twins), Reading, writing poems (mostly free verse and lots of homoerotica) and have some works in progress
Was https://mastodon.social/@Deathsjoker (Dave) on Twitter

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Elephants are always ready for a pool party. They always have their trunks on

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I bought a 100 red balloons but they all turned blew (blue)

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Waldo once tried to wear polka dots. But he was easily spotted

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This headline

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I went to the stag shop. I wanted to be a deer

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I went to the stag shop. I wanted to be a deer.
And try to buy something for a buck
(the last part just came to me)

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I bought a vault because I wanted to feel safe

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I am the very model Train of a Modern Major General

"I am the very model train of a modern Major-General,
I've information commuter, locomotive and monorail,
I know the stops of England, and I quote the times historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical"

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Wreck of the old 97 Luftballoons

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@ochaos

Wasn't it 99 not 97?

Deathsjoker,
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@ochaos

Oh ok. my bad.

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@ochaos

I get that. I had a teacher in high school who played us the Gorden Lightfoot song "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and then made us write what we heard in the song.

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Have you ever seen the train?

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By acting like a former president

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In a Sam Kinison type rant

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@rjblaskiewicz

lol. I love that joke.

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"This meals sucks. I finished it anyways"

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Runaway Bride Of Frankenstien

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Spirited Away In The Sky

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When your dick pic gets this reply

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Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

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How I Possessed Your Mother

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