vlrny, to random
@vlrny@disabled.social avatar

I'm watching #glowUp and everybody has such dewy fresh looking skin I thought: oh hey I should moisturize, I haven't done anything nice for my skin in ages.

Later, I shove my TV glasses up to my forehead so I can fuck around on my phone, only to have the glasses slowly slide back over my eyes.

Apparently, this is why I don't moisturize.

elizabethtasker, to random
@elizabethtasker@mastodon.online avatar

I really enjoy the reality show, #GlowUp for make-up artists on Netflix.

There are multiple rounds before each elimination, so it's harder for just one piece of bad work to knock you out.

Each episode shows a different kind of make-up, followed by one super creative art piece.

And, the judges seem to use they/them pronouns for everyone.

Tutanota, to productivity
@Tutanota@mastodon.social avatar

The #encrypted Tuta calendar is getting even more new features! 💅

We have introduced full swipe scrolling functionality for all mobile devices to make using your #calendar more intuitive. 📅

Start planning privately today! 📔 🔒

👉 https://tuta.com/changelog
#productivity #organization #privacy #glowup

Check out the new swipe scrolling functionality for the Tuta mobile apps!

jblue, to gardening
@jblue@mastodon.world avatar

I just got this plant in a trade and I’m going to do a before and after 6 months pic to guilt the person I traded with as being a bad plant parent. This is the before pic. Will take a new pic beginning of June.

Plinia aureana, white jaboticaba

@plants

jboucher614, to Halloween
JaniceSelbie, to random

My I was raised & eventually . ruled my life with an iron fist - until a series of calamities broke through my . Eventually I divorced religion & set myself free. Now I’m a professional counsellor devoted to helping others on their journey from sacred to secular life. I founded CORT (the conference on religious trauma) & host the Divorcing Religion Podcast.

GoldenRetrieverGF, to trans

Yesterday was my three year HRT-Versary. The drugs have changed very dramatically from what is pictured but that's where I started 3 years ago, 3 years after coming out. It took blood, tears and getting through gatekeeping to get there. The middle is a recent-ish picture of me. The other my first day HRT pic. I look like beat and hammered sh*t today, it's been a long week so you get a one month old picture.

It was also my one year anniversary of taking and passing the LiD-Leben in Deutschland. Basically a knowledge of the country, past, culture and politics. Sehr guter Erfolg like an A+ in America speak. I was convinced I failed X.X.

#trans #transjoy #immigrantlife #hrt #glowup

Picture of me 3 years hrt wearing a shirt that says likck me I am a lesbian and sweet
Picture of me day 1 hrt. Wearing an orange shirt and glasses

shom, to woodworking
@shom@fosstodon.org avatar

Got the estate sale auction Dewalt 733 cleaned-up and tuned-in enough to remove the egregious snipe. New blades arrive Saturday in time for some final passes.

Excited to be able to mill lumber for my first panel glue up. Now to design this small side table! Like and subscribe for the full build 🤦🏽‍♂️

#woodworking

shom,
@shom@fosstodon.org avatar

The glue up is happening... Could have gone worse. Now I'm just nervous and noticing all the mistakes I made 😬

#woodworking #glueup #glowup (leaving the auto correct in 😂)

GoldenRetrieverGF, to TransJoy

I figured I'd get in on this. The left is me in 2013. The right 2023. A divorce, almost 3 years HRT, two countries, an ocean, a career change and a loooot of paperwork between us. #transitiontimeline #glowup #transjoy #trans #lgbt

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