guilhermedea, to random
@guilhermedea@masto.ai avatar

This Google I/O wast the most boring tech keynote I ever seen. Google is shoving IA into everything, everything was cringe and I swear you could hear the boredom of the audience, the claps were mostly polite and barely no one laughed at the jokes. You can tell people are tired of Google. #googleio

jnv, to random
@jnv@fosstodon.org avatar

I can't believe I'm still here watching this... I feel like all these individual presentations are the same as the previous one.

#googleio #googleio2024

ricmac, (edited ) to random
@ricmac@mastodon.social avatar

Today’s Google I/O developer conference was heavily focused on AI. However, web ecosystem concerns about AI and Google Search went unanswered. https://thenewstack.io/devs-get-ai-pixie-dust-at-google-i-o-but-no-search-updates/ #GoogleIO

pixellight, to random
@pixellight@pony.social avatar

AI more like AIm asleep

roger_booth, to random
@roger_booth@social.bitwig.community avatar

Will Google release an ad today that can outcringe Apple's latest?

#gemini
#googleIO
#encringification

SomeGadgetGuy, to tech
@SomeGadgetGuy@techhub.social avatar

Watching and there are some cool demonstrations of data center cloud computing, but there's also this fog of dystopia surrounding these demos.
The announcements for search are horrifying. Google is full mask off.

Phrases like "search for something, and we'll collect all this data for you" basically equates to:

"We sucked up ALL the data from people who really did the work, and we're going to give you the results of their hard work, but we wont take you to the site that generated the data. You can stay on the search page, and the site's traffic will plummet."

This is shocking.

drahardja, to ai
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar

Watching #GoogleIO with deep, deep skepticism. Everything shown today seem centered around #AI, and I find it very hard to trust that these products will work in any way like they claim they would. The long tail for all of these problem domains feel very fat and very long.

bramus, to random
@bramus@front-end.social avatar

Ready for two days of #GoogleIO

svenjacobs, to ai
@svenjacobs@androiddev.social avatar

So #GoogleIO keynote is just about #AI, right?

Sarahp, to random
@Sarahp@mastodon.social avatar

Google Photos introduces an AI search feature, ‘Ask Photos’ https://techcrunch.com/2024/05/14/google-photos-introduces-an-ai-search-feature-ask-photos/ #googleio

thelinuxcast, to random
@thelinuxcast@fosstodon.org avatar

I said this last year, but it is still very much true: Apple does these events much better than Google does. #googleio #io

zachklipp, to random
@zachklipp@androiddev.social avatar

In case you can't watch Google I/O, here's a recap.

#GoogleIO

androidfaithful, to random
@androidfaithful@androiddev.social avatar

Keynote has begun! Drink every time you hear "AI" or "Gemini" #googleio

beardedtechguy, to random
@beardedtechguy@allthingstech.social avatar

This has to be the most unhinged start to a keynote that I have ever seen in my life.

What in the actual heck....

#GoogleIO

cassidy, to random
@cassidy@blaede.family avatar

This generative “AI” DJ stuff is… not good. #GoogleIO

drahardja, to ai
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar

Ironic that Marc Rebillet, an incredibly creative, energetic, extremely human performer was preceded by an interminable sequence of unremarkable music that was generated by “image-to-music” #ai.

#googleIO

drahardja,
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar

And now he’s demonstrating the Google AI music generator.

Yeesh.

#googleIO

Sominemo, to random
@Sominemo@collar.place avatar

Google is pushing AI so hard they'd rename Google I/O to Google A/I.

Yeahhh, you're right, I'm giving them ideas.

But look, from this class name in Google Pixel, it seems like they get paid for every use of "AI":
com.google.android.apps.miphone.aiai.app.wallpapereffects.AiAiWallpaperEffectsGenerationService

Sominemo,
@Sominemo@collar.place avatar

Lmao, this was the worst Google I/O ever, every single thing announced is about AI and not a single feature is in general availability today: either private beta or "available later this year".

#GoogleIO

MishaalRahman, to random
@MishaalRahman@androiddev.social avatar

Made it to #GoogleIO! I'm wearing an Android Faithful T-shirt if you want to say hi

cliffwade, to fediverse
@cliffwade@allthingstech.social avatar

Happy Tuesday #Fediverse

How are we all doing today and what do we each have planned for the day today?

For me, it's the usual work stuff with a meeting at 12pm EST, and then Google I/O is at 1pm EST so I'll certainly be tuning into that.

After that, it's just more work stuff and then maybe I'll check out the new season of Diablo IV that starts today.

#MorningMoments #GoodMorning #Work #GoogleIO #Meeting #DiabloIV #VideoGames

bocops, to random
@bocops@fosstodon.org avatar

Original was first announced at the 2014 . Happy 10th anniversary!

Too bad we now mostly have to deal with the watered-down variant called . :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8TXgCzxEnw

WinFuture, to random German
@WinFuture@mastodon.social avatar

Ab 19 Uhr startet die große Keynote zur #GoogleIO. Bei uns findet ihr den Livestream und alle Infos rund um das Event. https://winfuture.de/special/google-io/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia

SomeGadgetGuy, (edited ) to apple
@SomeGadgetGuy@techhub.social avatar

REPLAY CREW! Today's show was AWESOME even though I had almost no voice! Major thanks to the folks who turned out in the chat!
https://somegadgetguy.com/b/44u
#Apple is on an advertising apology tour. #Google is gearing up for #GoogleIO. #Microsoft is making a mobile app store?

#tech #technology #geek #business #technews #bbtg #news #gaming #EA #pixel8a #android

techchiili, to OpenAI
@techchiili@mastodon.social avatar
rachelandrew, to random
@rachelandrew@front-end.social avatar

My office this morning as I start the trek to #googleio. Happy to see BA have reinstated the old work area in the Concorde Room and designated it a quiet zone.

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