flexghost,
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After the parasite, that feeds off brain activity, starved to death leaving only a black spot, RFK jr was asked for a comment:

“Sometimes duck with cheese can purple. Tartar baby staples. Vaccines bad.”

TurtleJoe,
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@flexghost This would have been right around the time he helped get his cousin out of a murder conviction.

wendinoakland,
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@flexghost 😂😂😂😂😂

NatureMC,
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@flexghost Poor worm. 😭 But perhaps it was better to starve than eating that brain. 😈
Wait ... the worm starved. So was there any brain?!? 😱 😂

seindal,
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@flexghost If the worm died, what did that say about his brain?

flexghost,
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@seindal As nutritious as packing styrofoam

afewbugs,
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@flexghost "Poor little guy starved to death"

NatureMC,
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@afewbugs 👍 🤣 @flexghost

leswarden,
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@flexghost OMG! I snotted my coffee!! 🤣🤣

flexghost,
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@leswarden ❤️

scottytrees,
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@flexghost sometimes I just read news like this, do the meme-double blink stare, slightly grin and move on lol

flexghost,
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Mikal,
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@flexghost
"Doctors find RFK Jr is a worm with a dead brain."

flexghost,
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@Mikal Lol

peachfront,
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@flexghost

i did not have that one on my bingo card & yet, in retrospect, all the signs were there

i guess i never spent much time wondering about the source of his obvious long-standing intellectual deficits, i probably just thought drugs or something

but, sure, brain worm works for me as an explanation, i don't think anybody would admit to having brain worm when "i partied too hard in the 80s" is right there... unless there really was a brain worm

atzanteol,
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@peachfront @flexghost

There are people who have diseases which affect their brains and continue to be normal functioning members of society.

Don't disparage them because RFK is an asshole.

flexghost,
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flexghost,
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@atzanteol @peachfront Lighten up, Francis

atzanteol,
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@flexghost @peachfront
Guess RFK isn't the only asshole.

flexghost,
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@atzanteol @peachfront Don’t talk about your mom like that

peachfront,
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@atzanteol @flexghost

we're not talking about every person who ever picked up a parasite, we're very clearly talking about the raving loon who wants my immune-compromised husband dead -- who, in fact, wants to kill thousands, if not millions, by destroying trust in vaccine technology

please don't ask us to walk on eggshells when some of us have been badly hurt by vaccine and/or science denialism

let's try making the real enemy walk on eggshells for a change

thanks for your understanding

flexghost,
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lymphomation,
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@flexghost his willfull ignorance and danger to public health second to none but trump.

CoachMark,
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@flexghost Did they also find a dead spot in his heart as well?

flexghost,
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@CoachMark I think it’s time we collectively criticize his wife for saying she is 180 from his beliefs… Really? After all this time? You don’t just love the attention though?

emmreef,
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@flexghost I'm more concerned about the brain worms his supporters have

benroyce,
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@emmreef @flexghost

For RFK Jr.'s supporters, having a brain worm is endearing and a positive.

flexghost,
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@benroyce @emmreef JRE fans “me too”

benroyce,
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@flexghost @emmreef

no, Joe Rogan fans do not have brain worms

they have similar clinical signs and symptoms as RFK Jr. fans but different underlying pathology: no brains

no brain, no worms

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