NanoRaptor, 6 months ago

@LadyDragonfly I gave myself the biggest headache laughing at those.

So here, take this.

SirTapTap, 6 months ago

@NanoRaptor @LadyDragonfly I imagine they also make This Is Not Meth(TM)

mrcompletely, 6 months ago

@NanoRaptor @LadyDragonfly nice. Very LiarTown (that's a compliment)

JoscelynTransient, 6 months ago

@NanoRaptor @LadyDragonfly well, okay, it's not hummus, but we also know it's gluten-free, so I feel like we're getting somewhere... 🤔

barrygoldman1, 6 months ago

@NanoRaptor @LadyDragonfly haha we had stuff like this when i was a kid. wacky packages
https://wackypacks.com/stickers/wonderbread/scans/wb1_album.html

eonity, 4 months ago

@NanoRaptor @LadyDragonfly These would all be at home at Omega Mart. 👀

alanfleming, 4 months ago

@NanoRaptor @LadyDragonfly Some marketing person missed a trick in not marketing I Can't Believe I Can’t Believe it's not Butter. It could have gone fractal.

simonzerafa, 4 months ago

@alanfleming @NanoRaptor @LadyDragonfly

Thank you for reminding me of Vicar of Dibley and their take on ICBINB 🙂

https://youtu.be/37ficiqoE6U?si=10nzTiaY-52DXSOg

BenAveling, 6 months ago

@LadyDragonfly

monicarooney, 5 months ago

@LadyDragonfly omg I found this over on Bluesky

juanejot, 6 months ago

@LadyDragonfly

• Raise Your Hand If You’re Surprised It Was Head Cheese

• DaF*q You Mean It’s Herring?!?

• Why, Oh Why Is It Currants?

• How Glad I Am That It’s Not Sea Urchin

• Oh Gawd Make It Not Turnips

• Is There Any Reason It Shouldn’t Be Kelp?

and

• Don’t Tell Your Doctor, But It’s Just Mentholated Brylcreem

JoscelynTransient, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

@juanejot @LadyDragonfly
-there is no legal reason we can't call it mustard
-who told you this is meat?!
-how dare you suggest that is cottage cheese
-most definitely not loose gravel
-some dude told me it's juice
-word on the street is, it's oatmeal

Bam, 6 months ago

@LadyDragonfly @jcrabapple

You joke but…

(It’s actually really good!)

chrysanthos, 6 months ago

@LadyDragonfly

It’s Mostly Pig

Bam, 6 months ago

@chrysanthos @LadyDragonfly

Aka “It’s definitely not kosher”

passenger, 6 months ago

@LadyDragonfly

My local corner shop sells what is, in essence, Surprise Motherfucker That Wasn't Hummus.

They call it hummus, and it's in those little tubs like hummus, but as soon as you take a bite you will envy people with no taste receptors.

JoscelynTransient, 6 months ago

@LadyDragonfly I am still cackling at the sheer aggression of "Surprise Motherfucker, that wasn't hummus!"

ramsey, 6 months ago

@LadyDragonfly @lisamelton They workshopped “I Am Incredulous That This Is Butter,” but felt it sounded too snobbish.