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sebsauvage, French
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Changer une ampoule.
La fameuse séquence complète, avec l'audio.

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Thierry31,
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@sebsauvage

Sans dec, je devrais demander un droit à l'image.

Des que je touche du matos de bricolage, j'ai impression d'invoquer Murphy.

thibtib51,
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@sebsauvage c'est exactement ce que je fait au boulot ! Moi c'est le client qui me demande si j'ai prépare leur système ! Lol

syntaxseed,
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The whole family: 3 kids, husband & myself received our belt promotions today. So proud of us! 💪🥋

Aaron,
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@syntaxseed Congrats!! A family achievement is amazing.

frenchhope, French
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FiStitchWitch,
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I am going to adopt this as my new pain scale!

caronallan,
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Always out-weird people!

NaraMoore,
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@caronallan

The world is flat

No it's not. It's a Möbius strip which is why if travel in a straight line long enough you will always arrive back at where you started.

attilax, French
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mysterty, French
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gee, French
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robert,
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One I read elsewhere…

English weather is wet
German weather is Wetter

English kids are kind
German kids are Kinder

English mothers mumble
German mothers Mutter

The English shout the word people
But Germans just quietly Menschen it

And English sausages can be bad
But a German sausage is the Wurst

#Humour #Language

caronallan,
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I really do...

NaraMoore,
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@caronallan Should be a market for them.

adamsdesk, (edited )
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Departed Humour: Windows Kid

Gain awareness as I give tribute to the artists works that poke fun at the world of technology in this new post series called Departed Humour.

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-windows-kid/

adamsdesk,
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Well isn't this funny, I honestly thought it was Thursday today. So this post has gone up a day early.

adamsdesk,
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Thanks again to @bbbhltz and @amin for your help.

timrichards,
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Now free for all to read... I'm a fan of the humourist author PG Wodehouse, and have occasionally visited places connected with his life and work. Here are four of them:

Looking for Wodehouse https://www.patreon.com/posts/102494363

#PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #Humour #Fiction #Travel @bookstodon

willaful,
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@timrichards I had no idea his grave was in Long Island! I hope I get a chance to visit it someday. Perhaps to celebrate George Cyril Wellbeloved's birthday in July. 😁

timrichards,
@timrichards@aus.social avatar

@willaful Yes he settled there after WWII, I think his house still stands as well. I wrote more about visiting his grave here: http://aerohaveno.blogspot.com/2018/05/he-gave-joy-visiting-pg-wodehouses.html

steek_hutzee, Italian
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paul_denton, French
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Le sketch du véliport et ses 1 millions d'euros pour les JO offert par Pécresse avec la sénatrice écolo Mathilde Ollivier en guest stardans Quotidien. Iconique! https://tf1.fr/tmc/quotidien-avec-yann-barthes/videos/galere-de-transports-pour-valerie-pecresse-au-senat-85144663.html

#Politique #Pecresse #Ecologie #Humour #SOS #Transports #JO #JeuxOlympiques

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bmp,
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Do head over and read ‘The Reinhardt Style Guide, or Why You’re Wrong About Everything’ and the little rant about the loss of ‘whom’ at https://www.thepublicprofessor.com/the-reinhardt-style-guide-or-why-youre-wrong-about-everything/ for a bit of a laugh.

Belganon, French
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DJxSpeedy,
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some accounts to follow if you love any of the # used in this post
(also you can follow these hashtags)

@AEW
@WWE
@WWENXT
@GeekFTW
@squaredcircle
@joshaaron
@DigitalGemini
@wnsource
@AGourrier
@ArnoldBooker
@Amimoregore

and me if you dont do this already 😂

greets @DJxSpeedy

#Wrestling #ProWrestling #WomensWrestling #Stardom #WWRSTARDOM #JoshiPuroresu #Joshi #ChocoPro #NJPW #AEW #ROH #MPW #WWA #WWE #WomensWrestlingArmy #TNA #TNAWrestling #WWENXT

Dianora,
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Oh Dr. Forbin!

HT @rysiek

#Humour

riggs7sct,
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C_Miller,
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Apparently it kicked off between Fury and Usyk at their weigh-in.

Whenever I see pictures of boxers squaring up to each other, it always looks to me like they're getting married and staring intensely and lovingly into each other's eyes.

Am I an overly pacifist dove; or do others see this as well?

#FuryUsyk #Fury #Usyk #Boxing #WeighIn #News #NewsTooter #Newstodon

swope,
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@C_Miller

I'm curious what a generative AI would do if you asked to uncrop this photo.

frenchhope, French
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sco7sbhoy,
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paul_denton, French
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Guillaume Meurice menacé d'être viré de France Inter: « La société a basculé. Maintenant, c’est l’extrême gauche et non plus l’extrême droite qui est le diable », se désespère Christophe Alévêque. La « bande à Charline » est accusée d’être trop marquée à gauche et de manquer de pluralisme. « Pendant longtemps, ça n’a pas dérangé la direction ». Ce constat marche aussi pour les journalistes. https://www.lemonde.fr/culture/article/2024/05/15/derriere-l-affaire-guillaume-meurice-l-humour-politique-en-question_6233326_3246.html

arnie_dxer, Polish
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90 złotych za jedną galę bokserską... i to tylko w internecie?! NO CHYBA KOGOŚ TU KURWA POJEBAŁO 🤡🤡🤡🤡 https://www.mmarocks.pl/boks/poznalismy-cene-ppv-za-walke-tyson-fury-vs-oleksandr-usyk-blisko-100-zlotych-za-transmisje #FuryUsyk #FuryVsUsyk #boks #boxing #PPV

D_cence, French
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Une fillette de 8 ans a suivi son père au bureau et une fois sur place commence à pleurer.

Son père et tout le bureau s'inquiète de savoir pourquoi...

en sanglots elle s'écrie : « où sont tous les clowns ? tu dis toujours qu'y'a que des clowns au bureau ! »

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