wreckedcarzz

wreckedcarzz, 3 days ago

“we have a billion people interested in our ad campaign!”

“wait why is it coming from just one ip?”

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

Technically touchscreen support has been around since XP, but who’s counting? Definitely not microsoft lmao gottem

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

Blue screen add on now $5.99 subscription

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

Me langua de la espenil

Students: confused staring

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

RedReader still appears functional

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

Awooooooooooo

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

EoL

released 10 weeks ago

Linux kernel any%

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

Bigger bird

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

(based solely on the title) … “favorite brand”? I have a thousand and one gripes, issues, knowledge of shit that companies do/have done, but I don’t have a “favorite brand”. They have to not suck ass (so the majority is out), they need to make quality/reliable/and-or tasty products, they have to not fuck me in the ass for pricing, and they have to have decent or better warranties and support.

With that criteria, I might prefer one company or brand over another (good experiences, low pricing, a friend works there…) and I might even recommend them to others. But there isn’t a fucking company or brand that is “omg my bff jill”. With the exception* of non-profits, no matter how much you <3 a company, they actually don’t give a shit about anything but your money, and thus their profits. It can be a mutually benefitial relationship, but like work relationships, don’t catch feels, that’s how you get fucked (and not in the fun way).

*even that isn’t guaranteed

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

Smart plug is lan only as otherwise it’s a security risk. And it’s actually connected to the ups because of best-practices. WoL… yeahhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh forgot to set that up since the router has been setup and self-updating/managing for ages now, it’s not really something I think about…

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

Yeah, your mom taught me well

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

Nah, break the status quo. Just ‘gay’. Maybe with a cute outfit~

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

turns to the others in the room

write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

smashes glass

guess it’s not after all

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

bribe

limits

Uhh… whut

E: sorry Steve but we pride ourselves on only taking a little bit of bribery, and your level this year was ‘moderate’. We can’t have people going around here like that, we have to stay on the down-low.

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

loudly proclaiming “I’m lesbian, Brian. Penises are icky. Get your head out of the gutter, ugh.”

Make them awkward once, and they won’t make you awkward ever again.

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

TIL, thanks!

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

Of course! This is America!

:P

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

Gotta capture your brand

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

Pizza hut upping their game, I see

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

What about a her res photo?

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

Just pruning the population. And all those suvs and trucks would finally, themselves, touch grass instead of just mall parking lots.

Let’s gooooooooooo

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

Did you know that some vehicles have a trunk release within the drivers reach? Did you know that some of these vehicles do not check for speed readings before allowing you to release the trunk lock? Did you know that some of these vehicles have springs so strong that they can hold the trunk open against wind resistance of over 50mph? Did you know that some of these vehicles have an angled license plate location, obscuring the plate when the trunk is open? Did you know that you can test this with just you and a friend following you on a quiet/rural road? And did you know that not all states require a frontal license plate?

Use this information wisely. And fuck speed/combo cameras that are set to a very low tolerance.

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

Ugh I have to run a business now too? What’s next, taxes?

(because context ‘bars’ mean ‘of copper’ but also generally ‘liquor establishments’… this thing on?)

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

some

You: THAT MEANS ALL DURRRR U TUPID