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Me: I will shut down berserker.town in two weeks.

Followers who rarely get in touch: Please stay! 💋

Get my contact details. The decision is final.

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The core points from "God's Debris", a book by Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams.

I disagree when he uses the word "avatar". That word is for people who are deputies of God. Prophets. Seeing as he wrote the book, and he thinks this is the height of enlightenment...

...he is pointing to himself as a prophet. He has a fairly solid fanbase (people who fell for his schtick), but I do not believe he represents God on Earth.

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Announcement

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About 10% of what I post here gets a reply. Often, a negative one. It's obvious why berserker.town is shutting down. Too little, too late. And I need to do less computers and more going outside.

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The last time I saw a guy date a woman with children, it was a disaster. As a guy, I feel her kids also need to be compatible.

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As a straight guy, how are you supposed to tell anyone that:

  • You like him/her

  • Not in THAT way

  • Guys can be sexual predators.

If I claim I am not that kind of guy, there's no evidence. Claiming that might be a red flag. So then what?

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I don't think most parents truly care that the kid is a repository of knowledge or that their grades are good.

What they care about is that the kid has a good life. If school didn't exist, but being able to make balloon animals was an important job qualification and indicator of success, that's what parents would want for their children.

I suspect that scholars sometimes forget about this, because they love knowledge for knowledge's sake. They have a philo - love - for Sophia - the goddess of wisdom. They're philosophers, in other words.

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This list is taking a lot of time to write.

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What they tell you to write: "What do you mean I can't spell right?"

How it sounds: "Watt yeah all mean account spill rat?"

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The problem with stating the frank truth is that you'll alienate everyone. No one wants the truth.

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Feeling :swole: after the gym even though your arms are still :cheems:

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Norsk kan være litt vrient. En liten bokstav og plutselig så havner guttungen på grillen. #norsktut

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Of these American sandwiches, the only one on the list I had the opportunity to try while I visited the country was the Philly Cheese Steak:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiLQfGSIh5o

It wasn't as fancy as the best one in the video though. It looked much less fancy than that.

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They sell #bread like this at the local corner store. Turkish sourdough bread, they call it. It reminds me a bit of the best French bread. Doesn't quite reach up, but is miles ahead of what I can get at the nearest supermarket or bakery.

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"What would you do if you could do anything you want?"

A question I found surprisingly hard to answer when I was asked about it the other day.

Sounds worth taking some notes on. Because it's the opposite of problem solving. It's asking you to use your imagination boundlessly.

Many things that people wish for in life are really just (supposed) solutions to problems that they (imagine) that they have.

So, assuming that all your problems are already solved, or are easily solved, what comes next?

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Lykkehjulet

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Still looking for that elusive job that I could realistically get...

  1. With prior experience only as a software developer, and briefly as a high school CS tutor.

  2. Having been largely unemployed for the past 4 years.

  3. Where talking to an actual human as you're doing the work is okay.

  4. As a middle-aged guy who isn't particularly fit or charismatic.

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Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to diss a 🐝?

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Some gym workouts be like

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Italians: Would you like Mozarella, Mascarpone, Parmigiano Reggiano or Gorgonzola with that, sir?

Spanish: Would you like Manchego, Ibérico, Cabrales or Majorero with that, sir?

Norwegians: Cheese or no?

Our foods are often like that. There is one variety of each food. It is bland and the name literally just translates to "cheese", "ham", etc.

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Jokes aside, that kind of behaviour is surprisingly common.

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In Norway, that's Espresso House, but same general idea.

(Four shots tho... That's intense.)

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There was a guy on here who posted Russian memes. I guess he died.

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Murders in Norway since 2000

https://www.vg.no/spesial/drap-norge/

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