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takosix

@takosix@famichiki.jp

Japanese-to-English technical/industrial translator
日英 技術・産業 翻訳者

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FlockOfCats, to random
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What if we kissed at the CHEESE GARDEN 🥹

takosix,
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@FlockOfCats You had me at CHEESE 🥹

FlockOfCats, to random
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Test

takosix,
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@FlockOfCats Fail

takosix, to random
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Be warned, this is gross:

Men’s Hygiene Is in a Very Sorry State
Reddit has disabused me of any notion that men know how to clean themselves.

https://slate.com/technology/2024/05/men-soap-washing-butt-reddit.html

takosix, to random
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Busy aquarium with shrimp and baby fish.

video/mp4

brian, to random
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Upset with Slack, many startups move to teams where now Microsoft can harvest their data and train AI models instead.

takosix,
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@FlockOfCats @jamesrg @brian So glad I've never Slacked, Zoomed, or Discorded.

takosix,
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@brian @FlockOfCats @jamesrg Anything trained on my shit tweets is an abomination.

takosix, to random
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Sushi... but instead of rice, you use crackers, and instead of fish, you use cheese.

takosix, to random
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If you know anything about air conditioners you'll probably recognize this as a techbro scam 🤣

https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/15/24156770/quilt-smart-heat-pump-hvac-price-release-date

takosix,
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@FlockOfCats The scam is that you can get an advanced a/c full of sensors and smarts already from like Mitsubishi for less than half that price.

You could decorate the plastic bits however you like too.

takosix, to random
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👀

"Man Behind ‘Dress That Broke the Internet’ Admits Strangling Wife"

https://www.thedailybeast.com/keir-johnston-the-man-behind-dress-that-broke-the-internet-admits-strangling-wife-grace-johnston

takosix, to random
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Dog groomer has suika game bandanas.

takosix, to random
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Where you could see the aurora last night as determined by Weather News

太陽フレアに伴う磁気嵐で「低緯度オーロラ」が出現 5月11日(土)夜

https://weathernews.jp/s/topics/202405/120045/

takosix, to random
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Looking pretty shite to see any areolas in Japan.

takosix,
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@FlockOfCats

Fuck ザ・宇宙

Aurora attracted to the strong dollar like everyone else in the world.

FlockOfCats, to random
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takosix,
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@FlockOfCats You mean that huge potato?

FlockOfCats, (edited ) to random
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Called an ambulance for this dude. I’m pretty sure he just needed to sleep it off, but not in the street, bro.

Also, I was worried there was a small chance something else was wrong 🤷‍♂️

But my main concern was leaving him and then finding out the next day he got hit by a car

takosix,
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@FlockOfCats You were supposed to sweep the airway and give him mouth-to-mouth.

FlockOfCats, to Japan
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:famichiki:

takosix,
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@FlockOfCats oh shit. I was here when he died.

FlockOfCats, (edited ) to random
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Please solve this debate for me:

In Japan, can you safely eat shredded とけるチーズ without heating it? (Either straight out of the bag like an animal or on food like tacos?

takosix,
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@FlockOfCats Yes, but, they're not responsible if you find any rodent protein.

FlockOfCats, to random
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Why do I need and AI assistant to…

checks notes

…read PDFs?

takosix,
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@FlockOfCats Have you tried asking it?

takosix, to random
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Recall alert: Please check your Pasco bread for a surplus of rodent protein 😬

食パン「超熟」にネズミとみられる小動物混入、１０万４０００個を自主回収…敷島製パン

対象は、「超熟山型５枚スライス」と「超熟山型６枚スライス」のうち、消費期限が今月７～１１日で、英数字３桁の管理番号が「Ａ」から始まる商品。

https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/20240508-OYT1T50076/

takosix, to random
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"To train the model, Microsoft has been allocating a large cluster of servers with Nvidia GPUs and compiling training data from various sources, including text generated by OpenAI's GPT-4 and public Internet data."

Just goes to show that computers mimic nature, one LLM's poop is another LLM's food.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/05/microsoft-developing-mai-1-language-model-that-may-compete-with-openai-report/

takosix,
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@FlockOfCats You get used to it and eventually start to think it's pretty okay.

fetchezlavache, to random
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Outlook Lite wants to take care of my SMS although it's unable to pop reminders for the calendar

There should be local Microsoft shops in towns where you can go and spank a MS employee.

takosix,
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@FlockOfCats @fetchezlavache Give me your username and password and I'll sign in for you, no matter how long it takes.

takosix, to random
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Oh wow get proper fucked everybody involved in this AI translation shit.

And everybody investing 29.2億円 in one company that's supposed to be doing this, that's insane. What the absolute hell?

AI翻訳で漫画5万点輸出へ 小学館やJIC、新興に29億円

https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOUA030YP0T00C24A5000000/

takosix,
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I'm still thinking about this. I found their website (https://orange.inc/ja). The pitch is they'll automate everything and then have a translator and editor check it out.

Example of their work at:

Neko Oji: The Guy that got Reincarnated as a Cat (https://twitter.com/neko_oji_en)

I have no specific interest in manga. But this seems, uh, terrible?

takosix,
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And the Japanese account should anyone care to go through and compare

https://twitter.com/yajima_en

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