swab148

swab148, 8 months ago

“I’ll give you a reason to cry.”

swab148, 8 months ago

I already do, according to my cat

swab148, 8 months ago

Might be able to do that pretty soon.

swab148, 8 months ago

I’m dream

swab148, 8 months ago

We’ll have to hire Michael Bay to blow the whole thing up

swab148, 8 months ago

I think he was describing something else

swab148, 8 months ago

Ctrl+C

swab148, 8 months ago

Every bit as fuckable

swab148, 8 months ago

That’s probably the most NCD statement I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading o7

swab148, 8 months ago

My heart 😍

swab148, 8 months ago

Hey, we all start somewhere! In my case, it led down the path to cutting the heads off of famous figures, but maybe it’ll turn out differently for you…

swab148, 8 months ago

Who needs talent? I just use all the tools that say they’re “magic”.

swab148, 8 months ago

Or better yet, ska bands.

swab148, 8 months ago

Then they’d have to mark this NSFW

swab148, 8 months ago

Bro that’s dope. Maybe I should crowdsource my meme ideas lol

https://i.ibb.co/VHswK51/1694310335128.png

swab148, 8 months ago

Fuck you Odo, your mom loves rim jobs and I like Haagen Dazs, let’s get some fuckin’ ice cream!

swab148, 8 months ago

Or only one in ten births were viable, like the Krogan Genophage.

swab148, 8 months ago

It’s, uhhh, not great https://i.ibb.co/qYg4s54/worfro.png

swab148, 8 months ago

“Bring in the SWAT team.”

swab148, 8 months ago

https://i.ibb.co/gSfLYnt/1694301897086.png

swab148, 8 months ago

Works for both this guy and Jigsaw!

swab148, 9 months ago

Check it out, it’s really good now!