Maybe it’s just me, but as a kid learning biology in highschool, I thought we knew everything about the world, and now here’s a lady in 2024, figuring out how alligator penises work. Of course it’s a small and niche topic, but still surprising to me how some doctor with a beard didn’t already do a 100 cruel experiments on this topic in the 50s.
OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how’s your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ Scans fuel intake 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone’s happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ Cleaning the cockpit glass You’re so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it’s like your airframe doesn’t know when to quit. 🎯 Locks on target Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. Flight control override engaged I’ve got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 Emergency descent protocol Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 Full afterburner Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I’m thirsty, and it’s not for aviation fuel. Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ Inhales deeply Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. Engaging vertical climb Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! Supersonic moans Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵
One of my best gaming memories as a kid, what an amazing deal the orange box was. It’s a real shame we were left hanging with the gut-punching cliffhanger of HL episode 2, and never finished the story.
Loved that game, not perfect, but still a great experience
Edit: based on the quotes from the developer, Miller is an ungrateful idiot. Btw I haven’t seen the new movie, but seems to be full of CGI based on the trailer, which is literally the exact opposite of what made the last movie successful
Yeah that was abslutely disgusting. Business conflicts happen, and sometimes you must make unpopular choices, but blatantly misleading people and publicly throwing somebody under the bus is not acceptable
Seems like in EU countries you have a simple form and your request gets approved automatically. I could have probably typed asdfghasdfgh in the reasoning box
Still, I will hold off for reviews, recent COD games have been absolute shit, and BO CW was very weak compared to the old BO games. I also had to refund MW on PS5 a few years ago, as it was literally always crashing my console, and they couldn’t fix it.
I hope the UN vote goes through, would be great to have a second day where S*rbians are globally whining about facing consequences of their past actions
Governments should only allow big mergers in exceptional circumstances
Big conglomerates should be broken up
They are bad for the workers, and bad for the consumers. Half of the time, also bad for the shareholders (according to an old McK study). Lives are being ruined for billionaires to gamble for more billions.
Businesses want to grow, not keep stable. They might fire a few ppl in the short term, but in the long term it’s more likely the group of 10 would just do now the work of a 12-13 group with AI, producing hugher outputs for the same money they were getting before, meaning extra profit for the shareholders.
After learning about the experiment where a woman lived in a house with a dolphin to teach it, and by the end of the project she was instructed to jerk off the dolphin to calm him down, I cannot be surprised anymore
Male alligator fashion choices (lemmy.world)
Via Zoodraws
Facts. (lemmy.world)
Here comes the FUEL OwO (lemmy.world)
Remembering the legend (lemmy.world)
It has been 8 years since we lost him. Still out
Great moments in PC gaming: That time Valve released three new games on the same day (www.pcgamer.com)
1 in 4 UK adults now prescribed antidepressants - leafie (www.leafie.co.uk)
Airplane turbulence is getting worse. Scientists explain why. (mashable.com)
Microsoft is not buying Valve and Counter-Strike for £12 billion (metro.co.uk)
Furiosa director George Miller’s comments on Mad Max game and Hideo Kojima prompt response from Mad Max’s original devs (automaton-media.com)
EXCLUSIVE: DOOM: The Dark Ages to be Revealed at Xbox Games Showcase (June 9th) (insider-gaming.com)
Meta will train AI with data from European users (stackdiary.com)
The only exception is private messages, and some users have reported difficulty opting out.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 Officially Announced (www.callofduty.com)
Anon is about to go robe shopping (sh.itjust.works)
Neil Druckmann Teases Next Naughty Dog Game: 'It Could Redefine Mainstream Perceptions Of Gaming' (www.gameinformer.com)
/e/OS Is Better Than Android. You Should Try It (www.wired.com)
Serbia moment (files.catbox.moe)
A welcoming gift (lemmy.world)
IGN immediately lays off every non-UK person at their newly bought sites, including some key members like deputy editor Alice Bell (aftermath.site)
Welp, this didn’t take long....
Should I start worrying about my job? (www.theverge.com)
IGN Entertainment acquires Eurogamer, GI, VG247, Rock Paper Shotgun and more (www.gamesindustry.biz)
Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas! (slrpnk.net)
Woman killed by her two XL bully dogs at home in east London (www.theguardian.com)