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r000t

@r000t@ligma.pro

I'm a Linux sysadmin, a Python developer, a comedian, and a FOSS proponent. A clown with a technical background. But above all else, I'm an Ekko one-trick. He means the whole world to me.

I'm not ignoring you; Your instance admins probably won't let you talk to me, even if you want to. This is because I don't believe anybody is above criticism. If I don't reply within a day, hit me up on email or from another instance.

I shitpost, and I protect Ekko. This is my purpose.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

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This thumbnail is so full of shit I won't be clicking.

I gave WinXP its very own public IPv4 address for an entire month and literally nothing happened. Squeaky clean at the end.

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Tell one receipt checker to kill themselves at a Walmart 60 miles away, and I haven't been asked for a receipt since at any Walmart

So nice that they remember my preferences across locations. Excellent customer service.

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>2022
>unique champions played: 1

yes this is correct

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There are basically two reasons I haven't roped yet.

  1. nobody else will preserve Ekko's original lore and design
  2. too many people would be happy I died

I continue to exist purely out of spite.

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going to remind everyone that I see the sheer number of you that play League but actively refuse to play it with me, and it is deeply frustrating

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>YouTube recommends a new video from a smaller creator about zeekill
>"oh no"
>watch it
>I'm in it

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oh damn, relays really are that busy holy crap that's a lot of statuses

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Phenomenally based.

tl;dr: Facebook trying to save money by not having human reviews of bans is about to cost them $50k for a false positive.

And they likely would not have lost if they.... Responded to the lolsuit.

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"Kernel-mode anti-cheat does not represent attack surface! It's entirely unhackable! It's literally impossible for there to be any vulnerabilities! It's the absolute pinnacle of secure code! It's bug-free! You're schi-"

UPDATE: Both companies are denying involvement, and the streamer in question is suddenly "interviewing" the person who supposedly popped him. I'm calling bullshit on said streamer.

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You didn't grow up.

Your life handed you everything, you've faced no adversity in your life, you've had no reason to grow up. Must be nice.

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Crazy idea: Voice recorders should store the file locally and the developer shouldn't have any fucking clue what's being recorded

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Oh, man. That burnout is gonna suck

I hit the wall p spectacularly and I wasn't all that gifted. I can't imagine how bad this kid's late 20s are gonna go.

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new chris-chan just dropped

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OP asked what steps can be taken to avoid false positives with League's upcoming kernel-mode anticheat.

On a scale of 1 to Terry Davis, please rate the schizoness of my response.

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Politician get through a speech without using the term "kitchen table" challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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game after game, I consistently outperform, I apply ungodly amounts of skill expression, I dominate my role....

and still, at the end of the game, it says "DEFEAT", because my teams always find a way to lose.

this is why League is a failed game. there's more opportunities for skill expression in a fucking slot machine.

which, ultimately, is what they want to turn it into.

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Expect lots more stories like this as part of a larger push to require a loicense to run FOSS code on your own computer that you paid for.

The top-rated comments where I found this were mostly "omg only allow trusted people to have this tech" (who decides what entities are trustworthy?). The most buried comments were "photoshop already exists"

Criminalize the distribution of non-consensual pornography. Do NOT require a loicense to run computer code.

I will not, for any reason, be obtaining a loicense to run code on my god damned computer. Period. This is not up for negotiation.

I've been photoshopped into compromising positions, too. I've been framed and jailed on fabricated evidence. At no point did I call for a loicense to be required to have an email account.

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>loser support loses and blames me for the loss
>tells me I don't know how to play the champion I'm rank #7 NA on
>he's on my next enemy team
>he goes 0/7, I go 8/3 and get every objective and double their jungler's damage
>/all idk rakan looks like I wasn't the problem
>dude spams the postgame chat
>IFS pop 5 minutes later
>suddenly friend request from dude

lol. lmao, even.

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The r*dditors are continuing to be retarded.

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ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyfreetherapist

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All League-related subreddits are scrubbing any posts that mention Vanguard in a negative light.

Nothing to see here. There are no bugs in ba sing se.

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I'm getting a tad worried about the sheer number of packages suddenly requiring rust.

It's getting harder and harder to avoid having rust forced upon you, even when using gentoo.

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>your discount is 0%

Then the amount of your spyware I'm keeping on my phone is 0%.

That's the deal. I get cheaper car insurance, you get to know where I am at all times. I don't get cheaper car insurance, you'll have to pay someone else for that info. But you're paying someone.

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