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Ministry of One's and Zero's. Server Shepherd; Tsar of Firewalls; Pilot; Firefighter. Safety third, that's my motto.

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Wife bought me a Hornby train set several years ago. It's now totally useless because the shitty Hornby control software "expires" as soon as you install it, and activation server appears to be off-line.

Fuck proprietary software, especially when it's "required" for operation of real world things that shouldn't need it.

Anyone know suitable OSS alternatives to "Hornby Railmaster"?

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For 30 years the radio station has assembled our "mobile studio" for outside broadcasts from scratch at every event.

Finally putting it all together in a neat, self-contained mobile rack to minimise the setup, pack up, and error factors.

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Confirmed ex-military joy flight aircraft down, high speed impact, nil ejection witnessed 😞

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Crew Protection
Part of the 3000L of water we carry is reserved for our own protection in an emergency. The truck is fitted with Crew Protection Sprays around, over and under to create a curtain of water that will protect the truck and crew should we get caught in a "burnover"... See the Linton Fire Tragedy for more information on the events that instigated the development of this system.

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No matter how many times you put a notification on my phone, I am never going to agree to updated legal terms to use a phone I already own, Samsung.

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If you have to publish a calculator so that I can work out my costs to use your product, your pricing model is far too complex.

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Oh dear 😬

AIRCRAFT CRASH ON RUNWAY AT TYABB AIRPORT CNR STUART RD/MORNINGTON-TYABB RD TYABB M 148 G10 (410636)

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Why the fsck does the ATO need to know my gender in order to do a tax return?

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Top 10 Bluey episodes about to start 😁

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The airport with the only sealed runway in the Yarra Valley is up for sale. Please someone friendly to general aviation buy it, this would be a terrible asset to lose to a developer :(

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-acreage+semi-rural-vic-coldstream-144258008

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Someone needs to make one of those "nobody needs" texts for regex.... "Utterly deranged" is what people looking at me working think.

^([A-Z]{4}[0-9]+|[0-9]{5}) (([A-Z&]+C[13])|([A-Z]{2} [1-4]A))\b

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Wordpress emailed users over the weekend advising them to:

  1. Add Wordpress to your SPF records (OK)
  2. Implicitly said to change your SPF to ~all regardless of what it currently is (wat?)
  3. Completely disable your DMARC. (WTF!)

What the AF Wordpress. This is why I have a hard time recommending you to people.

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Gunna be a rough fire day across Victoria tomorrow... Refresh your memory on your fire plan now, and hopefully it will be a small waste of time 😜

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Well since we've already been retasked before even leaving the staging area... I'm going to entertain myself by sharing some firefighting information with y'all...

This is a CFA 3.4C type tanker. The C stands for Crew Cab - as in the whole crew can sit INSIDE the cab. Older tankers had 2 or 3 seats in the cab, and 2 seats on the back ("outside").

We carry 3000L of water, with an independent diesel-powered pump to deliver water at approx 950L/minute through a combination of 38mm and 64mm outlets.

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The pump controls are duplicated on the rear and in the cab. From the top left, clockwise:

Delivery Pressure: the water pressure coming out of the pump (to the fire).
Compound Pressure: the water pressure coming in to the pump. If we're getting water from a hydrant or another truck, it will be a positive pressure. If we're drafting from a creek/pool/etc it will be negative pressure (sucking).
Digital Water Level Gauge, with "crew protection" indicator (see next post).
Lighting Controls
Pump Controls: on/off/start/throttle.
Class A Foam Injector Control: we can use "class a foam" to make our water "wetter". It's basically a surfactant to reduce the surface tension of the water, making it penetrate class a (carbon based) fuels like wood, hay, grass, paper better.

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If your sentence starts with "ChatGPT thinks...." then the rest of your sentence carries an exceptionally small amount of weight in the argument.

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I requested Telstra block my number in their SMS marketing system.

It appears that has also blocked my number in their SMS 2FA system 🤦‍♂️

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Reports of vehicle into structure in Daylesford. At least 4 people deceased; multiple HEMS choppers en route 😬😳

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SINCE WHEN CAN YOU "LIKE" EMAILS IN OFFICE365? THIS IS BULLSHIT. GET OFF MY LAWN.

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/office/like-an-email-message-in-outlook-on-the-web-cfd919a9-7c3e-40ed-a6e6-aabd7d2d2acb

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Still faster than driving 😅

QF459 from Melbourne to Melbourne https://fr24.com/QFA459/32a075ad

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This is just a reminder that you can feel free to ignore those "PLEASE DONATE TO KEEP THE SERVERS RUNNING" banners on Wikipedia, without feeling guilty. They are a long way off being strapped for cash, so much so that they're giving millions away to other organisations.

Wikimedia gives another $1M to non-Wikimedia projects - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2023-08-15/News_and_notes

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Don’t mind me, I’m just over here oiling my wok

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@jpm Oiled mine earlier. All shiny and black now. So hot doing it though.

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What do you call the immediate vicinity of your home? (Include translations of these terms into your local language.)

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@xahteiwi "Road". In context: "John lives on my road".

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I was sceptical, but saw too many videos to not try it. The Scrub Daddy is great. He's been getting an absolute flogging cleaning all sorts of shit all weekend, does a great job, and still looks good as new after a rinse.

Now just gotta get my hands on some Bartenders Friend to try them together to clean this pan.

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@jpm I think I've seen that video....

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