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oysta

@oysta@oysta.au

I am a software architect and manager. I get paid to fight computers every day. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade. I adore board gaming.

Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes.

🌏📍Sydney, Australia

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Shit pitch: A TV drama called “The Slop” where at a barbecue in suburban Melbourne, a man called Harry consults ChatGPT on how to reprimand a misbehaving child, and the spiralling repercussions of the provided advice on everyone present.

inspired by @liamvhogan

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A man has come with a big truck and a big pump

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I have now looked upon the contents of our septic tank and I will now become as Sam Neill in Event Horizon

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Ah yes, the three genders

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Thank you very much Wikipedia Picture of the Day widget

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what if we took all the compudas and just tossed them into the sea. A tea party for the modern age.

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Always remember that your privacy is valuable pretty much only to you. Time and time again corporations have shown this.

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Just reading how Dalhua say that if you forget the password to your NVR, or say if you buy a property with one and don’t have the password, you simply have to replace the whole unit. Makes sense.

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@jpm i hope so

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Local council websites, not even once

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will never be defeated

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“Police officer stabbed in head apprehended his own attacker”

This is the way

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I am very glad they disambiguated this

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installing a massive radiator on the outside of my house so I can burn off extra energy instead of paying AusGrid money for it

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“100 exercises to learn Rust”

No thank you!!!

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I know Xbox controllers are huge but I think the scale looks a bit off here somewhere

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Currently losing my mind about how boring and beige all dining chairs seem to be

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I don’t know when we as a culture decided to suck all the colour out of everything

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Ah another useless push marketing notification from Uber

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@jpm some notifications are useful

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DHL “estimated delivery date” for something only picked up today is still showing yesterday. Very cool system.

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I love* that the AWS console will simply sign you out mid session

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LMAO

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Time to retire the Crumpler Dry Red No 5, a faithful servant for 10 years.

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it continues to kick off around here

#fungi #sporespondence #spautumn

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