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nesevis

@nesevis@hachyderm.io

Accessibility-focused iOS/macOS dev. Norwegian transplant living in Melbourne, Australia.

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nesevis, to random
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High resolution but anticlimactic in a way. https://wandering.shop/@skrishna/112558452189113535

ennuicartierbresson, to random
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how come ghosts are always wearing victorian era clothing and not jorts

nesevis,
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@ennuicartierbresson In about 150 years they will be coming through the walls wearing (ghostly) jorts and crocs. There’s a bit of a ghost lag.

aaron_pearce, to random
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Completely free day in Melbourne. Now to find something to do beyond shopping for things I don’t need to buy.

nesevis,
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@aaron_pearce @huwr not to forget the very impressive Triceratops fossil!

layoutSubviews, to random
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Whats “blogging”?

nesevis,
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@layoutSubviews I think we call it Content Creation these days

tonyarnold, to random
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I just threatened to legally change my six year old daughter’s name to “Hagrid” if she didn’t get in the shower.

It didn’t work. Now she is naked and running around the house kicking people in the butt.

nesevis,
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@tonyarnold ball’s in your court now then I guess. What’s the paperwork like?

nesevis,
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@tonyarnold print out the forms and make a thing of filling them out together.

tonyarnold, to random
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What web platforms are people enjoying for writing technical content that aren't Medium? I want something low friction to get setup and running, that allows for well structured articles, code syntax highlighting, etc.

Traditionally, I've used https://gohugo.io for this.

nesevis,
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@tonyarnold I think Sundell created his own Swift based one? “Publish” or something.

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First attempt adding shadows to the heart in my latte. They aren’t perfect but they’re there 😄

nesevis,
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@simonbs You’re pouring it correctly. When the milk texture improves you’ll see the patterns improve.

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Spotted a stereotypical Mercedes driver at the servo this morning 😂

nesevis,
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@bazscott you should probably white out the licence plate, at the very least.

bazscott, to random
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They do keep saying we need more women in tech! 😜
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112474689420329429

nesevis,
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@bazscott there’s no way that voice isn’t meant to sound like Her.

ryanbooker, to random
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I think I’m late to the party, but Sugar on Apple TV+ is cool.

nesevis,
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@ryanbooker How far along are you?

nesevis,
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@ryanbooker Do not read anything about it anywhere.

nesevis,
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@ryanbooker my thoughts exactly. Didn’t want to spoil it but that was the first twist to make me giggle in a very long time.

cameronmcefee, to random
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In today's test kitchen, I'm working on a highbrow jello shot. Champagne on one side, condensed milk and vodka on the other.

Learnings:

  • In this version the champagne layer has the most surface area touching the mold, but is also the weakest, causing tearing. Gonna flip that next time.

  • The densities are too different. Going to have to work on balance.

  • I hate the dappling caused by greasing the mold. Maybe I'll try beeswax next time.

  • People think condensed milk is weird.

nesevis,
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@cameronmcefee cool idea! What does the champagne taste like flat?

I’ve had some success setting a carbonated g&t with gelatin. Requires a container that is under pressure, so moulds would be out unless you could somehow pressurise an external container.

nesevis,
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@cameronmcefee Yeah, the quality of the mousse is hard to reproduce in a gel 😅 I did the same, dissolving the gelatin in a bit of tonic water and softly whisking it in.

If you have a sodastream or some way of carbonating a liquid, you can add a bit of extra carbonation to make it come through clearer.

ennuicartierbresson, to random
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I found the dumbest podcast in existence and I'm absolutely loving this episode (woman who sounds like nelson muntz describing her encounter with telepathic bigfoot)

nesevis,
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@ennuicartierbresson Was Bigfoot astrally projecting?

nesevis,
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@ennuicartierbresson I need to hear this

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nesevis,
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@rmondello reminds me of the elaborate experiments performed by flat earthers

geordie, to random
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By the way if you didn't know, "20/20" vision means that for each of your eyes you can see what you should be able to see 20 feet away, from 20 feet away. If you need to be 10 feet away to see something to see it the way someone with correct vision does at 20 feet, with both eyes, you have 10/10 vision.

nesevis,
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@geordie wouldn’t that be 10/20?

matt, to Netflix
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Anyone else hoping that their relatives get the #Netflix :netflix: password sharing notice so we can stop paying for a family Netflix account, or just me?

nesevis,
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@matt I’m getting the warning on one device, but the others are fine. It’s just a matter of time now. Not fussed, there’s rarely anything I want to watch there. My son will feel differently.

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French company #Seabike has developed a swimming device that uses your own leg power to accelerate you through the water at superhuman speeds.
This crank-driven pusher prop looks a bit like an #underwater #unicycle...
The idea is simple enough; you extend the Seabike's pole to the appropriate length, then strap it to your waist with a belt. Then you find the pedals with your feet, and start turning the crank, with the waist strap to push against.
https://newatlas.com/marine/seabike-swimming-propeller/

nesevis,
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@ryanbooker wet bike just dropped

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ryanbooker, to random
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WTF. Dinner Ladies is a real thing and not a bizarre honey pot phishing sms…

Thanks whoever sent us some Dinner Ladies food. I love you. But I have no idea who you are. :BlobhajHeart:
https://mastodon.social/@ryanbooker/112410614601193889

nesevis,
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@ryanbooker nobody trusts SMS these days. The hospital sent me a signup link to a “health hub” that I immediately deleted because they hadn’t told me it would come (and the entire thing looked sus as hell)

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My gaming experience these days:

  • 40 mins browsing
  • 3 hours downloading
  • 20 mins playing before getting bored
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