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neilgall

@neilgall@mastodon.scot

Emptier of drip trays, filler of beans.

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The sun finally shone today and I wasn't doing "big screen work" so I took my laptop out to the garden for a bit. Battery lasted 2 hours. M1 MacBook Pro

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245 miles today, the most #ElectricVehicle driving I've done in a day. Plenty for me, if not a lot by some folks' standard. One 20 minute charge. Easy peasy.

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DATEDIF(A2, B2, "D") to get the number of days between two dates.

Really? This is the state of spreadsheet software in 2024?

neilgall, to Electricvehicles
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Discovered the drop-off charge at Edinburgh Airport is half price for #ElectricVehicles. Not complaining as the charge is a ridiculous money-grab but it's pretty hilarious greenwashing.

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I booked an #ElectricVehicle to use on holiday in Spain. Not for environmental reasons - that would be pretty hollow since we're flying there - but because it was the cheapest option for a reasonable sized car. I doubt we'll be doing many mile..., er kilometers but anyone know how public charging in Catalonia compares to the UK?

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Am I missing some underlying fundamental philosophy of or is the whole thing genuinely half baked and only 14% documented?

neilgall, to random
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Just had my first digitally modelled and 3D printed ceramic crown fitted to an upper molar. Feels great! Am I officially a cyborg now?

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Scotland's hope of a six nations win still hangs on the thinnest of unrealistic fantasy threads but that means supporting England for the next 80 minutes.

Nah. <Cracks open a Guinness>

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After much faffing with APIs in various states of disrepair I have settled on an #ElectricVehicle charging automation that polls the battery level every 15 minutes and only needs to adjust one parameter: it either sets the EV charger to 100% grid or 100% solar.

1/2

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Heard a few of these songs but took me until today to give it a proper listen. How are these guys (Halford in particular) still so on form? Some of them have been at this for the half century I've been alive. https://open.spotify.com/album/53T5pDi25DmqJiQgHdinBq.

neilgall, to edinburgh
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When you take the dog for a walk in #Edinburgh and unexpectedly end up circumscribing the new Chinese year.

neilgall, to guitar
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I've bought too many #guitar pedals recently and now I've got an eBay seller offer on a TC Electronic Fangs for £30. On its own cheap enough for an impulse buy but it does all add up. Then again, I don't have a great distortion pedal...

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I had a dream Elon Musk invented a way to beam people across long distances. This meant destroying your original body and constructing a new one at the destination. The process started by walking through what looks like a Bond villain's lair to a huge pool where you got immersed in freezing water. Oompah loompahs guided you along the way. It gets vague after that, but Elon was pretty keen it worked.

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I bought the most bling guitar of my life at the weekend and it comes tomorrow. If this is my midlife crisis it's relatively cheap and comes with a genuine aspiration to surpass the guitar playing of my 20s. I'm almost there already.

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Every time I reboot my Mac it says "You shut down your computer because of a problem." Is this just hard coded now that macOS is the new Windows?

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Hooray, sunset at 1601 today! 4pm feels like some kind of psychological darkness threshold.

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Google Cloud Platform seems like a elaborate prank perpetrated on developers by people who had to answer puzzles completely unrelated to the real world to get their jobs.

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Ok I thought I switched off my work computer before Christmas but I just checked it and some app prevented shutdown. Surely that problem could have been solved by 2024? (e.g. APIs should exist for well behaved apps to save and restore their state, and we could make the OS tell poorly behaved apps to eff off)

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There's always at least one Dijkstra algorithm day in #AdventOfCode. I think I can do it from memory now. Really running out of motivation though.

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Last night I relearned one of my own metal #guitar solos recorded in 1993 when I was 22. I played pretty fast but was never like your modern shredders (still don't really like that style, tbh). Hard to capture the raw energy of it but feels natural to drop a few notes and play with a bit more expression now. It's a metal solo with reading glasses on.

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Relatively simple #AdventOfCode today, especially for a weekend. But it gives me a chance to go back and debug my day 7 part 2 which passes tests for the examples but gets the wrong answer. https://github.com/neilgall/advent-of-code-2023/blob/main/day9/day9.py

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So I just about nailed Kirk Hammett's Seek & Destroy #guitar solo. Couple of good nights sleep and a few more practices and I think it'll be locked in muscle memory. Then I look at my Songsterr page and I'm playing the solo section at 75% speed 😫

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We have microchip cat feeders but the non-cat has worked out he can watch the cats eating then poke his nose in just as the cover is closing to block it and gobble the remaining catfood. He's getting a bit chubby as a result. Any tips on keeping your non-cat out of the cat food? #DogsOfMastodon

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My wife is away for the weekend. I was almost excited about all the useful things I was going to get done. It's 9.44am on Saturday and I can't think of any of them now.

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Isn't this supposed to regenerate or something?

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