@lucifargundam@qoto.org
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

lucifargundam

@lucifargundam@qoto.org

Ask me about my keyboard

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

peterdrake, (edited ) to random Catalan
@peterdrake@qoto.org avatar

What's a bigger problem?

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@LouisIngenthron @peterdrake
Stock buybacks have greater potential for employee benefit than CEO raise.

garyackerman, to random
@garyackerman@qoto.org avatar

What if the test is measuring the wrong thing? How would you know?

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@freemo @garyackerman
It's not measuring the won't thing, it's collecting the wrong data. There's nothing wrong with the measurements, it's the tangent approach to the answer.

stux, to random
@stux@mstdn.social avatar

Empawyee of the month

Doggo behind the shop counter!

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@stux
>> I want this bracelet, but I'm afraid it won't fit on me. What do you think?

<< Ruff!

>> That's a bit rude. Do you at least think it'll look pretty on me?

<< Arwooo!

>> Well, thank you dear. I'll take it. Can I finance it?

<< Bark!

>> Park it over there? Sure, let me know when you're ready.

peterdrake, to random
@peterdrake@qoto.org avatar

"Trickledown" would be a great name for an opulent British manor.

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@peterdrake
Trickledown Winery

Drop In The Bucket Ale

Streamline Wine and Dine

freemo, to random
@freemo@qoto.org avatar

Today i learned in Thailand they use a totally different way to measure what year it is.

I always thought itnwas odd different coubtries didnt coubt years differently. Seems they do.

Fuck AD i am using BE from now on no matter what coubtry im in!

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@freemo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhist_calendar

BE year Equivalent
CE years Equivalent CE
year
(Thai solar)
0 544–543 BCE
1 543–542 BCE
543 1 BCE – 1 CE 0–1 CE
544 1–2 CE 1–2 CE
2483 1940–1941 1940 (Apr–Dec)
2484 1941–1942 1941
2565 2022–2023 2022

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar
Lunisolar
A lunisolar calendar is a lunar calendar that compensates by adding an extra month as needed to realign the months with the seasons. Prominent examples of lunisolar calendar are Hindu calendar and Buddhist calendar that are popular in South Asia and Southeast Asia. Another example is the Hebrew calendar, which uses a 19-year cycle.

peterdrake, to random
@peterdrake@qoto.org avatar

Recurring recent problem.

Me: does a bunch of research to determine which device to buy waves around wad of cash

World-destroying consumerist capitalism: That model's not available.

#YouHadOneJob

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@imabuddha @peterdrake

Supply and demand. You want it bad? Hand over everything and take out a loan. No? All well.

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@peterdrake @imabuddha
It's because you're too willing and able. Gotta be willing to cough up more.

peterdrake, to random
@peterdrake@qoto.org avatar

Ceylon Fiend is the name of my next band.

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@peterdrake

Ceylon Eon
Chai High
Assam Bam
Darjeeling Sing

bampot, to random
@bampot@mastodon.scot avatar

The wean who is allegedly a multi instrumentalist eh some renown says tae moi " Da ,the third G on my new and very expensive semi acoustic gee -tar is making a boing sound and gaun oot eh tune,is this the machine head or is it truly fucked?"
So moi who is only known fur playin three chords replies tae they " Aha this fault is known to me ,its aw doon tae yer new age plastic peg experience ,git proper widden pegs an haud thaim doon when yer stringin the feckin hing
Bingo! Anorrer gee-tar sorted

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@zleap @JackTheCat @bampot

Geet bak teer yeh roots, boyo

Tim_Eagon, (edited ) to madisonwi
@Tim_Eagon@dice.camp avatar

Do I tempt fate by making my wife and kids' lunch now or should I wait until the morning in case they get a snow day?

#MadisonWI #Wisconsin #Weather #Snow

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@Tim_Eagon

Buying cheese pizza allows you a base to present the most picky of eaters, that also allows you to entertain the toppings of the most extravagant.

Prepping food early only means you don't have to cook later. If they wanted something special, they should have said so sooner. Otherwise, be happy to have handmade food on the table made especially for them.

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@Tim_Eagon

Snow cones for lunch?

Ice cream for dinner?

Ice cubes for snack?

salcedo, to random Yoruba
@salcedo@qoto.org avatar

NixOS in the hood, yo

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@freemo @salcedo
Not bipolar,. though- right?

....right?

freemo, to random
@freemo@qoto.org avatar

@lucifargundam By the way, not sure if you caught it. But I am officially a mason.

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@freemo

I heard, congrats again. Hope your path treads well.

LouisIngenthron, to random
@LouisIngenthron@qoto.org avatar

I find it hilarious that the best science on why narwhal tusks exist is "dunno, probably because the ladies think it's sexy?"

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@LouisIngenthron

That's up there with why farts are funny, high schoolers draw penises on their desks, and why kittens like playing with balls of yarn.

freemo, to random
@freemo@qoto.org avatar

I need help naming a thing...

Imagine you have layers that stack vertically, with a one to one relationship, the output of one is fed up the stack and each component takes in, modifies, and passes along.

We call this a "Stack"

What would be a good word for the horizontal equivalent, that is one item sits on top of two or more layers and routes and/or merges between them. Preferably something with a conceptual connection to the idea of a stack.

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@sergeant @freemo

Give him some "slack"

peterdrake, to random
@peterdrake@qoto.org avatar

Imagine how in-demand you'd be if you were a dungeon master AND a drummer.

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@peterdrake

Imagine being fluent in Morse code AND being a drummer for a speed metal band!!

freemo, to random
@freemo@qoto.org avatar

At this point im pretty sure we are one election away regardless of who wins.

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@freemo

didn't realize you were hiring. last i heard, you were job searching.

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@freemo

Oh, I guess I misremembered. I do remember you posting your resume as well, though.

sergeant, to random Dutch
@sergeant@qoto.org avatar
lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@sergeant

>> Did you go to the Bahamas?

<< No, but I saved a bunch of money by taking a bunch of OTC meds and dreaming about it!!!

jellycrystals, to random
@jellycrystals@qoto.org avatar

Is this thing back on?

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@jellycrystals

I don't think so

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@peterdrake @jellycrystals

It's very sketchy

freemo, to random
@freemo@qoto.org avatar

I know I'm doing something right when virtually every single MAGA supporter and extreme leftie hates you and thinks you are the other side of the two.

The day democrats or Republicans start thinking I make sense is the day I need to seriously rethinking my opinions.

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@freemo

If everyone agrees with you, then you're in a position to negotiate world peace.

freemo, (edited ) to random
@freemo@qoto.org avatar

What is your favorite non-nonsensical compass direction?

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@freemo

Adam Sandler as Nicky from the movie Little Nicky saying "Deep South" and snickering introvertedly.

freemo, to random
@freemo@qoto.org avatar

Iron is surprisingly lethal for such a common metal. Takes about 8 to 10 grams to kill a full grown adult.

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@freemo @olives

How many liters of blood would that be? Loaves of bread?

freemo, to security
@freemo@qoto.org avatar

It was a very very long weekend preparing Yubikeys with pgp keys.

#yubikey #pgp #gpg #security #OpenPGP

lucifargundam,
@lucifargundam@qoto.org avatar

@freemo

Where's my proto board?

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • megavids
  • thenastyranch
  • rosin
  • GTA5RPClips
  • osvaldo12
  • love
  • Youngstown
  • slotface
  • khanakhh
  • everett
  • kavyap
  • mdbf
  • DreamBathrooms
  • ngwrru68w68
  • provamag3
  • magazineikmin
  • InstantRegret
  • normalnudes
  • tacticalgear
  • cubers
  • ethstaker
  • modclub
  • cisconetworking
  • Durango
  • anitta
  • Leos
  • tester
  • JUstTest
  • All magazines
    •