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hairyears

@hairyears@wandering.shop

Archetypal geek, perpetrates puns and Limericks, does a bit of Aikido, occasionally types a clever phrase and is looking to level-up his writing skills.

He/Him, fine with They/Them, frequently responds to Oi! / You

My profile pic is a male Ivy Mining Bee, spotted on a leaf in East London: the Header is a Blunthorn Clover Bee, photographed on Wanstead Flats. I'll probably swap these around on a regular basis.

You probably know me as https://wandering.shop/@hairyears on Twitter. Or some other place.

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cstross, to random
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Surely I can't be the only person whose first reaction to seeing a company is named "Hugging Face" is to wonder if they sell Alien xenomorphs bloodily bursting out of human abdominal cavities as a service?

I mean, what were the founders THINKING?!?
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hairyears,
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@cstross

Hmmm... “xenomorphs bloodily bursting out of human abdominal cavities as a service?“

Gotta be a market for it, worse things have made men 11billionaires.

And what if - walk with me here - WHAT IF... A cabal of scaly aliens with sinister dentition and indelicate digestion are just trying to raise capital to support their traditional way of life?

It is, in the truest sense of the word, a humanitarian investment opportunity.

golgaloth, to writing
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Your characters can no longer tell if they're asleep or awake.

#WritingPrompt #AmWriting #writing

hairyears,
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@golgaloth

Good grief, a duvet made of bacon rashers!

How come I never get dreams that good?

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