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hairyears

@hairyears@wandering.shop

Archetypal geek, perpetrates puns and Limericks, does a bit of Aikido, occasionally types a clever phrase and is looking to level-up his writing skills.

He/Him, fine with They/Them, frequently responds to Oi! / You

My profile pic is a male Ivy Mining Bee, spotted on a leaf in East London: the Header is a Blunthorn Clover Bee, photographed on Wanstead Flats. I'll probably swap these around on a regular basis.

You probably know me as https://wandering.shop/@hairyears on Twitter. Or some other place.

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cstross, to random
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I think to celebrate this pointed political statement I may take a hike to the nearest MacDonalds and drink a Farage.

hairyears,
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@cstross

I look forward, with some trepidation, to a future in which colloquial English has attached a distasteful connotation to 'a farage'.

That is to say: even more distasteful than the face of Brexit, Question Time, and archetypal gammon from the rear.

I hope that I can (anonymously) popularise

"The sneaky glee of farting silently, followed by a burbling slither of dismay“.

Meanwhile, I hope that you enjoyed your milkshake.

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