Hmmm... “xenomorphs bloodily bursting out of human abdominal cavities as a service?“
Gotta be a market for it, worse things have made men 11billionaires.
And what if - walk with me here - WHAT IF... A cabal of scaly aliens with sinister dentition and indelicate digestion are just trying to raise capital to support their traditional way of life?
It is, in the truest sense of the word, a humanitarian investment opportunity.
cstross