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dragondaddy, to Indiana
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#HoosierMast What do you do when you can’t sleep? I like to sit on my porch and watch the cars race by. It’s my favorite thing about my street. They like to race around here. I do wish it was safer though #indianapolis

brian, to indycar
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My cousin couldn’t go to Carb Day and hooked me up with Hullman Terrace Suite tickets. My son had never been to the track so we went down to check it out. I’m glad he got to see the loud cars and louder jets, but this kid was in air conditioning, free food, racing sims, clean bathrooms, garage access passes, etc…I’m not entirely sure he got the typical experience! :)

#HoosierMast #Indy500 #indiana #CarbDay #indianapolis

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dragondaddy,
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@brian all this time I’ve lived in Indy I’ve never gone!

dragondaddy, to Starwars
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In there are 4 dots in the ellipses after the crawl….

In fact all Star Wars movies but do…

Do any nerds know why?


carspotting, to cars

Porsche 911 RWB #cars #photography #carspotting

dragondaddy,
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@carspotting what year is this?

dragondaddy, to random
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My wife, @thekitmalone has been on a kitchen science experiment kick that involves perfecting bread and muffin recipes and let me tell you how I am just suffering (to fit in my pants).

So then she started making whole grain muffins because—MY PANTS.

I love this woman and the muffins she makes. 🔥👩🏼‍🍳😋🫃🏻😆

dragondaddy,
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@thekitmalone 🤣🤣🤣

dragondaddy, to random
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“One of the greatest problems of history is that the concepts of love and power are usually contrasted as polar opposites. Love is identified with a resignation of power and power with a denial of love.

What is needed is a realization that power without love is reckless and abusive and that love without power is sentimental and anemic.

Power at its best is love implementing the demands of justice. Justice at its best is love correcting everything that stands against love.”

-MLK

dragondaddy, to community
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I am so excited to announce that I was accepted into the Indiana University Lilly Family School of

I had the opportunity to participate in a “Pitch Your Passion” event. We had 2 hours to put together a pitch (lucky for me—social justice was our topic) for a chance to win a scholarship.

I was awarded $30,000 [$7,500k/year] and I start in the summer 🎉🎉🎉

Can’t wait for this next stage of my adventure doing what I love best—investing in my !

dragondaddy,
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@KrissyKat @dragondaddy thank you!

dragondaddy,
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@KrissyKat @dragondaddy not philosophy—philanthropy. Philanthropy is promoting the welfare of others and funding for good causes. Think things like engaging donors, foundational giving, grantmaking, etc.

dragondaddy, to random
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Happy birthday week to my amazing wife 🥳🎂 You are a woman to be celebrated @thekitmalone and I love laughing with you every day!

dragondaddy, to dadjokes
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If you see an email about canned meat…don’t open it! It’s spam!

#dadjokes #HoosierMast

dragondaddy, to random
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Just got my diet under control (ie: I finished off the christmas cookies) and the wife informed that it’s Girl Scout cookie season.

Welp! Just trying to support the kids!

#hoosiermast who’s got a daughter in girl scouts? 🤣 #girlscoutcookies

dragondaddy, to random
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Do you ever think, “I’m too good at my job to be working here?”

It seems contradictory, but I think it may have to do more with the potential to grow.

#humpday thoughs 😂 #HoosierMast

dragondaddy,
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@pomCountyIrregs I meant that the thought, “I’m too good at my job to work here” seems like it could be contradictory because if you’re good at your job it would make sense to stay in the job you’re good. I think the thought, “I’m too good at my job to stay” might indicate that you’re good at your job but feel stuck in it (or there’s no room to grow where you are)

dragondaddy, to dadjokes
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Give me your best dad jokes #HoosierMast #dadjokes

april, to random
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TIL that the US government runs an official dad joke database 👀

https://fatherhood.gov/for-dads/dad-jokes

dragondaddy,
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@brian @april @thekitmalone I’m obsessed

dragondaddy, to random
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@thekitmalone made the best peanut butter fudge I’ve ever had and then left me and Arrayah home alone with it 👀👀

thekitmalone, to random
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@dragondaddy is in some kinda fancy poker tournament this weekend. Wish him luck! Tell him to bring me home something nice if he wins!

dragondaddy,
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@brian @thekitmalone when does a joke become a dad joke? 🥁 🥁 🥁

dragondaddy,
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@brian @thekitmalone haha—that is correct! 😂

thekitmalone, to random
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@dragondaddy loves this vile stuff

(yes this is a callout)

dragondaddy,
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@brian @thekitmalone 😆😆😆

dragondaddy, to instagramreality
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Our Rosco is on his way to being an internet sensation. If you like and want to find some to love, check out his made
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8F2yUQa/

dragondaddy, to community
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I’ve been thinking a lot about community and how hard it is to survive when you lose your entire community at once.

Have you ever experienced this? How did it impact you?

How have you built #community that is #sustainable (especially if you #workfromhome )?

Particularly interested to hear from #HoosierMast #HoosierSocial #indiana

dragondaddy, to random
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Listen academia,

Do we have any intention of enrolling established career persons or recognizing that not everyone enrolling in school has patenrs taking care of their enrollment?

Well that’s embarrassing 😳

KrissyKat, to random
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    dragondaddy,
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    @KrissyKat that guy is a legitimate asshole, too. His radio show where people call in is disturbing.

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