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claytoncubitt, to random
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I’m infatuated with the concept of tiny tiny horses. The size of cats. But proportional like a full-sized horse. I fantasize about a tiny herd of them galloping down my hall. Imagine the little clipclop of their microhooves! The tiny neighs! I’d feed them trimmed baby carrots. I wonder if they could be house trained?

18+ mateodelarioja,
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@claytoncubitt I am all for this!

claytoncubitt, to random
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Haha living off the proceeds of "Imagine" and decrying wokism [sic]. Son, wokeism bought your penthouse!

billyjoebowers,
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@claytoncubitt

Is that real? Whoa.

billyjoebowers,
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@claytoncubitt

Wow, I had no idea Sean Lennon had become a poster boy for the right wing the last few years.

claytoncubitt, to random
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Shaken Etch A Sketch brain ass thought

mrcompletely,
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@claytoncubitt when I was ten years old the ku klux klan shot and killed several friends of my family with the collusion of the local police. I'm a middle aged white guy. The world he describes has never existed in my lifetime.

claytoncubitt, to random
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ai bros really seem to have a sociopathic inability to understand the concept of consent

claytoncubitt, to random
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I love sea turtles when they're resting but judgmental

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claytoncubitt, to random
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Good morning friends

claytoncubitt, to random
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We were told it was our voracious greed for endless shrimp that killed Red Lobster, but it turns out it was actually... drumroll... private equity douchebags. (Again)
https://www.businessinsider.com/red-lobster-endless-shrimp-bankruptcy-private-equity-debt-real-estate-2024-5

jwz,
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@claytoncubitt This story never passed even the most basic sniff test. If I were a 2.1 billion dollar restaurant chain and I was losing a lot of money on one of my promotions I would give strong consideration to ending that promotion some time between "Friday" and "filing for bankruptcy".

claytoncubitt, to random
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Photon bikini, 2007

claytoncubitt, to random
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Any time it feels difficult to do the right thing, to do the moral thing, that's a moment when you can spiritually measure the toxicity of the society you're embedded in. A healthy society would and should make it painless to be good and to speak truth.

mrcompletely,
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@claytoncubitt I read this post immediately after finishing an article on Me Too at the Cannes film fest & French film industry. Mastodon timeline delivers.

claytoncubitt, to random
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My mom! I don't know how anyone expects me to keep it less than 💯 after being raised by this woman!

mrcompletely,
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@claytoncubitt what a G 🫡

claytoncubitt, to random
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I don't trust anyone that doesn't feel like this lately

nyquildotorg,
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@claytoncubitt alt text:

A still from the Apple commercial entitled "Crushing," featuring an emoji face being squished by a gigantic hydraulic press. The face is compressed and the eyes are beginning to big out from the pressure.

claytoncubitt, to random
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The Matrix really nailed many things but I've always been haunted by how accurate this guy was

mrcompletely,
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@claytoncubitt I was 100% just thinking about him earlier today, and how most people are happy with the simulacrum.

claytoncubitt, to random
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Maybe it was a bad idea to let three dork billionaires capture humanity's collective online social interactions so they can hire a couple thousand fellow socially-stunted nerds to design and twist dials marked "racism" and "hate" and "confusion" in order to monetize moral rot.

claytoncubitt, to random
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When I see an ai "art" piece

mrcompletely,
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@claytoncubitt
sound or pixels
signifying nothing

claytoncubitt, to random
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Happy 13th anniversary to my dad's first email: subject: broccoli

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