chanakya

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CatherineFlick, to random
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Why, for the love of the gods, is there a separate Microsoft Teams for "work or school", I mean this is just sloppy software design. Also, lol at "Microsoft Teams is generally available" on the download site. I mean I'd like it to be always available but if that's the best you've got...

chanakya,

@CatherineFlick Teams also does not allow the user to login to multiple accounts on their Mac/Windows' versions. Their iPad/iPhone versions allow this. No wonder Teams is not picking steam in spite of Microsoft giving it away for free

carlton, (edited ) to random
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The coffee must be good this morning.

Just drafting some thoughts about and « ”I’m just going to write my own”, is the battle-cry of morons » gently flows from the fingers. ☕️

May have to copy-edit 🤔

chanakya,

@carlton I am an even "worse advisor". I'd rather drink botulinum laced water than use another new "fancy" JS framework. @fallenhitokiri knows me too well and I've written about this in my distant past https://medium.com/@kartikl/nodejs-is-a-monstrosity-91fb7ec99632

chanakya,
hazelweakly, to random
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Infrastructure as code is great and all, but why is it that we've completely failed as an industry when it comes to best practices as code?

chanakya,

@hazelweakly Kubernaughties currently exists and has been promulgated just as a shrine to the egos of people who work(ed) at Google. That it has become so prevalent despite its complexity is because all the startup bros who want to add "snake-oil fairy glitter" to their resume.

Paxxi, to random
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Figured out today that the latest oracle jdbc driver is broken generates spurious failures. 100% reproducible so that's good at least 😀
Fun day tomorrow figuring out which version is safe to use

chanakya,

@Paxxi Hmm.... Interesting. Haven't heard about jdbc driver failure in a very long time. I'm intrigued and would love to find out what you learnt.

gvwilson, to random
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Upon first encountering SQL I thought I had stumbled into hell. I quickly realized that was optimistic: after all, hell has rules.

I have since realized that SQL does too, and that they are no more confusing than those of other programming languages. To quote Pratchett, it is not mad, just differently sane.

Welcome, then, to a world in which the strange will become familiar, and the familiar, strange. Welcome, thrice welcome, to SQL.

https://gvwilson.github.io/sql-tutorial/

chanakya,

@gvwilson This tutorial you put together is exhaustive, and amazing. I will be asking my 10th son grade son to use this for learning SQL.

But, pray tell me where is "hell" in SQL, and why. SQL is not without its issues, but there is a reason why SQL is ubiquitous, prevalent, and successful. It works as promised, and for most part decipherable. If as you claim, SQL is hell I'd like to introduce you to Haskell, Scala, and Node.

chanakya,

@hazelweakly @gvwilson SQL in the ANSI standard form is great for about 90% of the usecases/cases. The 10% should be attributed to how databases optimize. The same Query written in SQL-Standard works accurately across databases providing the same results. Where they differ is in performance. And that is where the "hell" you are referring here come in to play. That "hell" has more to do with underlying databases and not with SQL itself as a language.

danjac, to random
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And the Lord sayeth onto Moses:

"Trust me bro, we're going to the Moon!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYB23Q3gJgE

chanakya,

@danjac The pastor apparently was not following the maxim "Beware of false profits".

chanakya, to react

Spent the whole day debugging a #React error for my son's STEM school project. No solution, and google hasn't been much help. FWIW, the code was written by 10'th graders and not that organized. Still better than a lot of #bootcamp grads.
I told him to create a new project from scratch and do it properly. Wish me luck when I pair-program with him tomorrow

danjac, to random
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I'm now blocking AI bros when last year I was blocking crypto bros.

That's progress, I guess.

chanakya,

@danjac I'm muting them because I need entertainment once in a while. I have added #Tesla bros to the toxic list of people I mute

matthewskelton, (edited ) to devops
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Prediction: at least 90% of orgs doing "cloud repatriation" (aka "how hard can it be to run some infrastructure, ffs?") are going to get a nasty shock when they re-discover all the reasons that people moved to cloud in the first place: running infrastructure at even modest scale is absolutely not trivial.

Combine that with re-discovering all the basics of hand-offs, on-call, and other DevOps 101 stuff, it's going to a wild fscking ride 🏇

#CloudRepatriation #Cloud #DevOps #Infra

chanakya,

@matthewskelton Come on!!! All these shrines built to the ego of #DHH will go to waste. Everyone will bow down to DHH and ask him to come save them. He will then descend on a RoR chariot and berate them for using the cloud in the first place. Then all the cultish followers will lash themselves with cat-o-tails at the end of the Turbo framework

chanakya, to tesla

The #nordics are doing a phenomenal job fucking over #Tesla
The world thanks you. https://www.autoblog.com/2023/12/14/swedish-union-tesla-trash/

chanakya, to react

https://twitter.com/jamonholmgren/status/1735048584163418391
#React is a bad decision for any UI/UX development

chanakya,

@danjac Likely an incomplete statement (error or intentional).

chanakya,

@danjac I am probably in the minority, but in my experience Flutter is far superior compared to React Native for cross platform development. Performance of the Flutter Native apps have been far better than React Native.

kiwa, to random
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😀 "For support..."
🤔 "...please join..."
💩 "...our discord"

chanakya,

@alxlg @fallenhitokiri @kiwa @elisse
Element is a usability, and accesibility nightmare for even tech-savvy people. Just this year alone I've been part of 6 different migrations where startups have moved from Slack to Element for its security features. Every single one moved to either Microsoft Teams or Mattermost within a month. 2 of them had a revolt and the engineers reverted to email for realtime collaboration. #Element has lost the #usability battle when Microsoft seems a better option.

chanakya,

@alxlg @fallenhitokiri @kiwa @elisse

  1. You are using a data point of 1 versus data points from 6 different companies. This extrapolation is being disingenuous at best
  2. Like it or not, Element is the face of Matrix; they are inextricably linked. By this measure we might as well say "Lynx is usable, what's the hoopla of Safari, Chrome, or Firefox".
    1/
chanakya,

@alxlg @fallenhitokiri @kiwa @elisse
3. The success of Matrix is very closely tied to that of Element. With its current approach, Element does not seem inclined to gain traction with enterprise customers
4. If I am a tech-focused company, I would be very wary of using Matrix/Element to be the face of support for usability reasons (not just Element, but the protocol itself). A lot of my peers in the tech leadership space feel the same and are holding off on the exodus to Matrix.
2/

webology, to random
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So let's say this out loud...

Dude was fired by its non-profit board for lying/misleading the board on Friday.

MS creates and names a new CEO position for him before Monday morning.

MS's CEO said this was partially to help boost stock when the markets opened this morning.

Thoughts and prayers to my friends who are still left at MS. I never thought your company could stoop to a lower level. Hello, from the lower level. 👋

chanakya,

@webology
IMHO, Satya turned this coup into a victory for himself. Genius

  1. He got the 2 cofounders to lead Microsoft's AI. While the cofounders are assholes and unethical, they fit right in with Microsoft's ethics (or lack thereof) and boosts Microsoft's AI credibility
  2. He neutered Sam's ambitions to compete against Microsoft's AI chip.
    Inmates running the #OpenAI prison 505 of 700 (Illya #12 on the list) employees telling board to resign. No matter what, #OpenAI is well and truly screwed
chanakya,

@webology The saga continues. #Candide in the 21st century
#Voltaire would have been proud

danjac, to random
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"Modern apps expect too much to write everything from scratch"

I was able to write highly interactive apps with vanilla JS, Alpine and HTMX, a couple dependencies.

I really, really don't get the "frameworks are good for DX" argument. Every production React codebase I have worked on has been a horrible shitshow, about the worst DX you could imagine.

https://www.abeautifulsite.net/posts/thoughts-on-framework-churn/

chanakya,

@danjac Frameworks are meant to support DRY. Instead they end up being ARID - Agonizingly Repeating Inane Drumbeats . The original idea of framework(s) is to make DX better. But front-end frameworks have raced past backend frameworks like Spring, RoR in terms of complexity and unusability.
Thankfully that is chanigng with the emerging popularity of HTMX, VanillaJS, Turbo, etc

danjac, to random
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"****** is the Tesla of Customer Success Platforms!"

So your software randomly catches fire and crashes into things?

chanakya,

@danjac @starbreaker #Tesla is a tin car killing machine. The car sees a plastic bag flying towards you, and the AI goes #Skynet on you. It sees the bag as the moon falling out of the sky and drives you into a ditch, the center divider, or into the ocean with the express intent of killing you. It has no "kill switch" (pun intended), and no manual override to stop the car if the shitty AI in the machine fails.

danjac, to random
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Sam Bankman Fried convicted on all counts.

Thankfully not all kids are raised by ethics professors or crime would be rampant.

chanakya,

@danjac I read this as "Sam Bankman fried on all counts". Then I reread the toot, only to be disappointed

danjac, to random
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Personal keywords to avoid in job search:

  • Microservices
  • Blockchain/Web3
  • ChatGPT/LLM

Anyone got their own red flags?

chanakya,

@danjac React is still fine by me because the skills can be "ported over" to VueJS. Node.js on the backend is a big no-no. These engineers have no demonstrable sense of building scaleable applications. For them resources like memory and CPU are dime-a-dozen.

chanakya,

@danjac The problem is not Node.js, but the ecosystem which promulgates laziness

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