calculsoberic

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social

He/they. A cat learning to code and co-admin of mstdn.social with https://mstdn.social/@stux. Bisexual and genderfluid. Interests: coding, writing, cooking, music, cats, art, and building furniture. Learning to hack. I also have a brain injury and may say weird things at times.

Favorite music: EDM, jazz, alternative rock, classic rock, drum 'n' bass, opera, classical

Substack: https://eric31b.substack.com/
WP Blog: https://secretdark2.wordpress.com/

https://en.pronouns.page/he%

#cats #coding #nerdy #DarkWeb

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touk, to random
@touk@smores.town avatar

Will Oldham implies Won't Newbeef

calculsoberic,

@touk toot of the year, for sure!!

calculsoberic, to random

What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist takes everything seriously. A kleptomaniac takes everything, seriously. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic, to random

This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic, to random

My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic, to random

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic,

@elfin Thank you!! 😺

calculsoberic, to random

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic, to random

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic,

@Ferles Well, you can...just might take a while :lego_laugh:

calculsoberic, to random

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve." #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic, to random

Well, I didn't win Dictionary.com's Dad Joke Contest, but no big deal. The winning joke was:

"Why did the dictionary cross the road?
To visit its grammar."

calculsoberic,

@Bishopjoey That's what I was thinking! Some of the runners-up were better jokes :lego_laugh:

calculsoberic, to random

:bing: how can i shift earth's axis back

calculsoberic,

@Ferles this sounds like a tall order (no pun intended!)

calculsoberic,

@sarky now that you mention it, no!

calculsoberic, to random

I searched for "bogos binted" on @Mojeek

calculsoberic,

@Mojeek I did! https://youtu.be/673zWJHZHmU (it started from someone's text message, I believe.)

calculsoberic, to random

https://secretdark2.wordpress.com/2023/06/15/what-are-some-privacy-friendly-search-engines/

calculsoberic,

@gmate8 Oh yeah oops. I wrote this! haha 😸 I forgot Mojeek too @StartpageSearch

calculsoberic,

hey @StartpageSearch maybe I can interview you instead! :flan_laugh: @MagicLike @gmate8

calculsoberic,

@MagicLike Thanks! OK, what other search engines want to jump on? :lego_laugh: @StartpageSearch @gmate8 @Mojeek

TheUSASingers, to random

And there it is.

They are the American Taliban.

Talibangelicals.

Religious extremism is a plague on humanity.

We must evolve beyond these violent regressive divisive superstitions before it’s too late.

http://dlvr.it/SqhMMR

calculsoberic,

@TheUSASingers "Blow up thy neighbor"

calculsoberic, to random

I had a spider the size of three chihuahuas in my bedroom

calculsoberic,

@SNerd Large chihuahuas, of course! :dogcited:

calculsoberic,

@jovikowi My pleasure! Now I'm having a coffee the size of a water tower

schratze, to random
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If I got a dime for every time an app or website or tool is advertised as "perfect for people with ADHD" and then it turns out it's just an organizer aimed at neurotypicals who are already on top of their game, then I could probably buy myself a nice treat now

calculsoberic,

@ColesStreetPothole AWOLNation voice 🎵 blame it on my AuDHD, baby 🎵 @schratze

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