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calculsoberic, to random

Wait, Meta's fedi instance will be called "Threads?" That's a nuclear disaster movie :flan_laugh: :angry_laugh:

calculsoberic, to random

I think the pop punk bands are talking about my town :flan_laugh:

calculsoberic, to random

Someone had a link to Reddit alternatives earlier today and I can't find it...does anyone have the link to that post?? Thank you 😸 (it's something else I'm researching)

DJxSpeedy,
@DJxSpeedy@mstdn.social avatar
runarcn,
calculsoberic, to random

It looks like the job that I "interviewed" for is some kind of scam, unfortunately. I told them I found a better offer! :bloblaugh: No harm, no foul.

kingu,
@kingu@mstdn.social avatar

@calculsoberic

My favourite interview ever was very long, they seem very interested in my skills but then they explained I wont be paid, I need to "believe in their project"...

tokyo_0,

@calculsoberic That sucks. Have had one or two like that before myself. Hope you're blessed with the better (and genuine) opportunity you deserve soon!

calculsoberic, to random

Speaking of cars, my car is running again today! I know a lot of people on here hate cars, but at present, I find it a little difficult to get around my city without one. If it were a lot more bike-friendly, I would gladly do that instead! (They're improving at least.)

calculsoberic,

There is an ongoing project called the Beltline here, which is connecting a lot of green space and different parts of the city. That helps people who use bikes and scooters, etc., to get around, and it also leads to more residences that pop around its development. It started as someone's grad school thesis!!

BiggestBulb,
@BiggestBulb@mstdn.social avatar

@calculsoberic Wow, in Atlanta too! Now we just need some environmental action to be taken in Florida as well. Jacksonville is literally impossible to navigate without a car

calculsoberic, to random

@stux is it possible to register on kbin.social right now? it doesn't seem to be working

calculsoberic, to random

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puniko,

@calculsoberic ​:woozy_baa:​

calculsoberic,

@Stoned_Deva_ I'm glad someone gets this joke!! :lego_laugh:

calculsoberic, to random

At my Buddhist meeting I just said "OK, I'm nonbinary. I'm coming out" 😄😁 And they loved it

runarcn,

@calculsoberic Cool! Great to hear that it went so well 😁

calculsoberic, to random

The mathematician takes the ball, measures its diameter, then calculates the volume. The physicist submerges the ball in water and measures the amount of water displaced. The engineer twists and turns the ball, looking for the model number.

float13,

@calculsoberic

All they have is 1 can of beans, and no way to open it.

The physicist says let's try to build a solar oven so it gets so hot it bursts open.

The engineer says let's just smash it with a rock!

The economist says, "First, let's assume we have a can opener..."

calculsoberic, to random

I sent in my "virtual interview questions" to one of the jobs that was interested in me! 🤞 Let's see what happens.

calculsoberic,

@DemocracySpot That might be the next step if they like my answers!

calculsoberic,

@DemocracySpot I just realized how weird this sentence sounds: "I supervised a workshop for retirees, which often required the use of various machines, such as a Pitney Bowes DM1000 Mailing Machine, a letter folding machine, a smelter, and a pallet jack."

calculsoberic, to random

I think I'll have beyond borgars for dinner

Sh4d0w_H34rt,
@Sh4d0w_H34rt@mstdn.social avatar

@calculsoberic might I suggest a little seasoning. I used this seasoning on the ones I made for my birthday and its quite good.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/205547/staceys-hamburger-seasoning/

Shredd_Tone,

@calculsoberic :flutteryay:

calculsoberic, to random

This person I talked to online the other day was like, "Oh, you're brave for taking public transit," and I am so tempted to mess with them somehow because her views are so racist and xenophobic

adora,

@calculsoberic tell her about the time you had to fight off a crazed cannibal with only your wits and a train ticket

adora,

@calculsoberic I might not be good at maintaining friendships with xenophobic people, but at least I'm funny 😅😂🥳

calculsoberic, to random

What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist takes everything seriously. A kleptomaniac takes everything, seriously. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic, to random

This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic, to random

My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

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