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brucelawson

@brucelawson@vivaldi.net

Web standards a11y lovegod/ consultant FOR RENT. Musician. Woke atheist libtard, least spiritual person in the universe. Multiple Sclerosis owner. Pun lover. Hootie Tootie Disco Cutie. Birmingham, UK. He/ him. Personal views. RT≠+1. https://www.brucelawson.co.uk

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Few things terrify a LinkTin recruiter more than "the role seems interesting, and I'm qualified for it. However, the linked job ad fails to mention the salary. What is it?".

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@patrick_h_lauke "My skills are "amazing". I won't give you any details about them until you offer me the job. but take my word for it."

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Utah primary schools ban Bible for 'vulgarity and violence' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65794363

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In the massive "other passports" line at schipol, and I want to repeatedly punch Nigel Farage.

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@tosbourn Sadly, no - lawson antecedents were Scots. Who love Brexit!

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@ppk jsnation conf !

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I'm spending a couple of hours converting Birmingham City Council's Future Plan consultation document from a glossy 22mb PDF to an accessible HTML document, so cripples, paupers and those who need to use translation software can have a voice, too.

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@jonoabroad oh, the expensive enterprise official website makes every effort to cater to those people.

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My Turkish friend put up a FB status about the hippie boutique she owns, and Facebook's translatometer has turned it into poetry:

"Stand up. Give me all your hands I want to hold it. I will take you upon green grasses. I will wash out your pale faces with sun. There's a black moon stuck in the trees. The trees are high. OUNG. They howl at night. We'll hold the sunlight in our palms. Bride. Stand up. Stretch out your hands."

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Just finished recording the next F-Word with @pepelsbey and our guest @leaverou who said (and I quote) "This was actually fun". Out soon, after editing and transcription.

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@lacraia anything and everything (we're old friends) but mostly,
how CSS, JS and web standards are made. @pepelsbey @leaverou

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Every bunch of tech hippies needs a touch of Bruce™ https://brucelawson.co.uk/2023/every-bunch-of-tech-hippies-needs-a-touch-of-bruce/

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I have been greatly enjoying 'Citadel', a mega-budget high-octane glossy spy series that stars Priyanka Chopra (after whom the term 'Priapic' was coined, especially for me). https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2023/apr/28/citadel-review-this-absurdly-fun-spy-thriller-is-televisual-crack

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RIP Tina Turner. I can't remember when I first heard it (as a kid, in my dad's record collection, I suspect) but her voice on 'River Deep Mountain High' grabbed me by the balls and told me to make my own music. https://youtu.be/uj0wPrN_Y_4

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11 HTML best practices for login & sign-up forms https://evilmartians.com/chronicles/html-best-practices-for-login-and-signup-forms includes the evergreen "All clickables should use button or a, not div or span". Sadly, there are people allowed within 14 miles of the front end who still need to be told this.

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https://petapixel.com/2023/05/23/us-agency-releases-free-stock-photos-of-people-with-disabilities/

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The Industrial Hammer Complex https://eisenbergeffect.medium.com/the-industrial-hammer-complex-d9785886ee59 eg, microservices, SPAs. "What we actually have is an industrial complex bent on manufacturing only hammers, committed to convincing you that only nails exist, and motivated to sell you a lifetime hammer subscription!" I recently investigated a page that had different spinners for each block (header, footer, nav). It preloaded loads of WebRTC framework, OAuth shit, and an SVG logo (1.6MB). All to render a signup form - after 45 secs over 3G.

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Yesterday I got two rude, peremptory rejection letters from acronym-named Big Corps, about 9 seconds after braving their confusingly-implemented 3rd party application processes. Then I remembered that I hate acronymy corporate jobs anyway. So, if you need someone on a short or medium-term) basis to help educate your team in accessibility, or evaluate your project, give me a yell. Mates' Rates if you're actively trying to make the world better rather than merely maximise shareholder value.

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🎶 That's me in the corner.
That's me in the cock
Fight
Losing to a pigeon. 🎶

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@tomayac what are friends for, eh?

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GENERATE A SECURE PASSWORD FROM THE LYRICS OF AMERICA’S GREATEST SINGER SONGWRITER https://www.kennylog-in.com

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"Rishi Sunak: Britain has moved on from judging people for being rich". Even better than that: his government actively punishes people for being poor. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/may/19/rishi-sunak-britain-has-moved-on-from-judging-people-for-being-rich

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Boring Report is an app that aims to remove sensationalism from the news. In today’s world, catchy headlines and articles often distract readers from the actual facts and relevant information." Using AI, Boring Report processes exciting news articles and transforms them so readers focus on the essential details and minimises the impact of sensationalism. https://www.boringreport.org/app

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The bloke next door recently set up as a yodelling teacher. He's had so many students, he's had to put a sign up saying "Please form an orderly orderly orderly queue."

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From the people who brought you "Only webkit is allowed for your security": Update your iThings! Processing web content may disclose sensitive information." https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT213765 #appleBrowserBan

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@janl sorry, guv - don't understand the significance of what you're saying

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