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brucelawson, to random
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Self-driving car in India. "In the 6-minute long clip, a sensor-laden SUV weaves through narrow unmarked streets, dodging pedestrians, dogs, cows, slow-moving tractors, and a constant stream of scooters overtaking, cutting across, and even driving on the wrong side of the road." https://spectrum.ieee.org/india-self-driving-car

brucelawson,
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@Meyerweb So beautiful, yet so cynical, Eric?

ricmac, to random
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Gmail changed the web platform in 2004 — are we about to see a similar shift in web development thanks to Microsoft Edge and its new 'HTML-first/JavaScript-second' approach? Less React, more Web Components — what's not to like! Hat-tips @slightlyoff & @brucelawson for the explanations on Mastodon (but note that I'm the only one to blame for the Gmail comparison). https://thenewstack.io/from-react-to-html-first-microsoft-edge-debuts-webui-2-0/

brucelawson,
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@ricmac Thank @slightlyoff, not me; I just spread the word because I want people to default to an HTML-first approach rather than reflexly fire up create-react-crapp the moment there's something interactive to be done. React has its place, like everything else, but I get tired of people who only know how to use the React polluting the whole web with it.

brucelawson, to random
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"We will not raise the rate of income tax, VAT or National Insurance." promised Bozo and the Tories in 2019. And then they did. Today, they've promised that again. https://bylinetimes.com/2022/04/06/boris-johnson-conservative-broken-manifesto-promises-2019/

brucelawson,
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@patrick_h_lauke I'd like to believe you, Minister for Lederhosen, but you didn't say "hard-working families" so how can I be certain of your words?

brucelawson, to random
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I was watching Australian Masterchef, and the audience applauded when someone made a meringue. It took me by surprise; usually Australians boo meringue.

brucelawson,
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@toxy I passed a bakery and saw a sign in the window "Today! All cakes £1". I pointed to a particularly tempting one and said "that one please". "That's £2, please" said the Baker. "But the sign said they're all £1!" I protested. She replied, "Ah, that's Madeira cake".

sil, to random
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“Is it raining? I hadn't noticed.”

brucelawson,
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@sil things can only get wetter

brucelawson, to random
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WHAT?! Vennells has been shown a doc that she saw in 2011 which says Fujitsu staff have unrestricted access to the Oracle database. She now says she didn't realise that it meant that the system wasn't 100% secure from remote transactions not done by the subpostmasters. FFS. She wasn't fit to run a fucking village post office let alone the whole operation.

brucelawson,
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Vennells HAS to go to Strangeways. The culture of CEOs & SLTs fucking up people's lives through incompetence, (or worse) and then waltzing into their next directorship has to end.

brucelawson,
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@mattwilcox I had the Thames earmarked for that

brucelawson,
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@mattwilcox Yeah, but flushing the Tories to join the other turds in the Thames has an extra level of punitive poetic justice

patrick_h_lauke, to OpenAI
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it's certainly ballsy for #OpenAI to unashamedly go for the "i'd wank to Scarlet's voice so hard!" techno-incel market

brucelawson,
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@patrick_h_lauke I object to your suggestion that all of us who wank to Scarlett's voice are AI enthusiasts

brucelawson, to random
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I was up at 5am, finishing writing the final chapter of my new book about poltergeists. I'm confident it will fly off the shelves.

brucelawson,
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@rem daft geezer!

brucelawson, to random
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So farewell, horrible reactionary god-botherer, scion of the Death Committee and enthusiastic torturer, maimer, rapist and murderer of women who wanted human rights.

brucelawson,
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@falken I do. I'm hoping it was the work of an Iranian Offred. @jonoabroad

brucelawson, to random
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A nice stroll around the old town and a tasty stop at a Turkish home-cooking cafe in a residential area for some tea and a delicious gözleme (a thin savoury pancake folded, stuffed with feta cheese and then grilled).

brucelawson,
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@NeadReport It's OK! He's the maitre de.

brucelawson, to random
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Doubtless Apple will spin the innovation of deleted photos randomly returning from the dead with today's date as being for your comfort and security, as usual. https://www.macrumors.com/2024/05/15/ios-17-5-bug-deleted-photos-reappear/

brucelawson,
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@matt I can zip them up and Dropbox them to you!

brucelawson, to random
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Six hours on this boring boat, my eyes smarting at the frankly vulgar showiness of the ocean blue and ridiculously flamboyant flowers

Some daft flowers, all seemingly from the same plant but different colours, in a pathetic act of horticultural "look at me" desperation

brucelawson,
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@Meyerweb it's the Mediterranean temperament. There's a good reason we brits surround ourselves with cold seas, fog and rain refuse to speak daft "romance" languages.

brucelawson, to random
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Having the first cheeky Pimms of the year while prepping an roast dinner for 7 (gammon, with roasted vegan sausages for the veggies)

brucelawson,
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@pcambra those are called "polite pimms", and not usually taken after breakfast.

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