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I don’t know either, but there were so so many jobs I didn’t even apply for because of this very thing. Seems like more places need unions

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Haha! Nice workaround.

I guess they’ll just have to do exploratory surgery and put your friend back together the way they were before they leave.

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Nice!

And yes, I did say that they have a way of identifying which clip is the one you are supposed to hide.

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That’s a good one. Can’t metal detect inside a metal tube, not an obvious hiding spot at all

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Hmm

I didn’t factor in interrogation. The competitor would leave the premises without contacting the investigator.

No interrogation, no spying on you as you leave. Checking for the paperclip on your person is done by a separate person/machine, away from the investigator or any of their crew.

I think 12 hours of interrogation is long enough to break anyone.

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I figured the investigator would start non-destructively, just moving things around, pickup up loose objects, etc.

But who knows, maybe they go full destruction mode immediately.

They do have a way of verifying, and it would buy some time as they pick up every single paperclip they find and verify it somehow.

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Cutting the clip wouldn’t work, but cutting the laminate is within the rules

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Oh right, sorry.

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Idk how to do any better than this. Genius!

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I edited to add that friends would have to leave the premises without the paperclip

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What even is this? What did I just read?

Usernameblankface,
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Yep, I think that has a chance. Given how many people came up with the same idea, I wouldn’t give it the highest chance of staying hidden for 12 hours.

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Aw man, I forgot to add a stipulation that you can’t bribe the investigator.

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That counts as having the paperclip when you leave. So no, that doesn’t work

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The rules have nothing about you destroying your own house to get the paperclip back. I think this works!

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Well, you have to show the paperclip for verification after the 12 hours, so your cord is fine again?

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I think this could work.

Distraction paint is a nice touch.

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Ohhhh

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Yeah, if you already own enough paper clips, it could come down to chance. They might possibly pick up the special paperclip, but they still have to verify them one at a time, so the odds are in your favor.

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A pro wouldn’t think of that in 12 hours time?

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Haha, worth a shot, I guess!

But I think within 12 hours they’d start ripping all the trim/drywall and it would be found.

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What sort of x ray machine could be transported to the site? What size things would fit in a portable x ray machine? How long would each exposure take?

Usernameblankface,
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Can’t show ads in my feed if I don’t have a feed!

Usernameblankface,
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The bike lane has to be proper and safe, or it’s worse than nothing. It’s just a thing that officials can point to and say they did the thing, when in fact they did not do the thing.

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