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Smootasaurus

@Smootasaurus@mstdn.social

Biomedical engineer chasing PhDs. Oh, I also run marathons, the Lift & Shift Foundation, and Project Biotech. Once upon a time - US Army Civil Affairs guy.

Irony? I hate people. Don't go misplacing my words...They're all mine!

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Smootasaurus, to random
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Usually I make the in-person visit to Section 60 but this year I scrolled the Flickr account for Arlington Nat'l Cemetery. #MemorialDay
https://www.flickr.com/photos/arlingtonnatl/

Smootasaurus, to random
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This weekend my ex-wife emailed me for the 1st time in years. Turns out our issues can be resolved without family court and I never have to see her again.

The real reason I never dated after my marriage... I didn't want anyone around who'd sit and watch me struggle with ^^𝒘𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒍𝒚^^ baggage. This is the last of it. I have no more excuses and no reason to sabotage myself. So what now? Just chill in grocery stores and libraries until I find another hangry nerd?

Smootasaurus, to random
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Smootasaurus, to random
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My music app (Deezer) fed me this yesterday at the gym, and it's been stuck in my head. Now you get it. You're welcome
https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k?si=cGiQGCNKXp9FEeFU

Smootasaurus, to random
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Greetings from the Manhattan VA, where the facial reconstruction team just removed my prosthetic so I can get an MRI. Felt like a very timely thing to share. Once upon a time some people went off and did objectively dumb things and now all of us have this great holiday weekend to remember that. Sincerely hope y'all enjoy the sun and hot dogs

Smootasaurus, to random
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I DID IT! I wrote a single spaced 9pg paper that outlines my proposed grad school research.

Bonus - It's in the format of an R21 research grant! Today's the deadline 😬

Smootasaurus,
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@noondlyt I guess summer can start now 🥺

Smootasaurus, to Law
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AI in everything is going great, part 9486 (Also, is there a class action here ?)

Smootasaurus,
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@Chip_Unicorn would The Onion Steer you wrong LoL

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The fact that we host a "prom" for our pediatric oncology inpatients has always been one of my favorite things to see even if it's an extra barrier between me and food

Smootasaurus, to medical
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WOOOOO 🤯 Anyone ever experience a cold head failure on an MRI? A research MRI in our lab had an emergency this morning. Been trying to rescue it, but we're thinking the cold head is dying. #medical #research

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Reader... I'm studying for a grad school final exam this afternoon and just noticed grades. One of the lab report papers, one that I wrote mostly on my own (I haven't had a great group lab experience) had the highest grade of my lab group.

The grade was 99.7%🤗 now back to studying

Smootasaurus, to running
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🎶 Don't call it a comeback 🎶

My new routine, is the old routine. My pre-COVID grind was early mornings in the pool at NYSC. Today was an hour in the pool until I'm ready for some #running

Smootasaurus, to random
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Currently writing my last paper of this semester, but it seems my fall is already planned. We have a mandatory physiology course for all biomedical engineering grad students. (It's a 6cr class 😱)

I'm told the engineering school contracts this in cycles to be taught by the medical school. Anyone else wanna help me study or play doctor 😜

Smootasaurus,
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If I skip this course ☝️ I'll have to go take it with the doctors at a medical school (there's a medical imaging class I'm very interested in but it's offered at the same time)

flexghost, (edited ) to random
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Schrödinger's terrorist.

Is the butcher of Tehran dead or not dead?

Smootasaurus,
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@flexghost thoughts and prayers 🤪

Smootasaurus,
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@flexghost and when gold bars hidden in jackets are confiscated from Members of Congress LoL

Smootasaurus, to OpenAI
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grrlscientist, to random
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Dem wants probe into allegations of Congress members drinking during contempt hearing

"A House Republican described the hearing as 'embarrassing' and 'a four-alarm dumpster fire'"

#rethuglicans #GQP #congress https://www.rawstory.com/dem-wants-probe-into-allegations-of-congress-members-drinking-during-contempt-hearing-2668307513/

Smootasaurus,
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@grrlscientist Wait? Wut? I missed this story. Did someone legit make the complaint or is this just gossip?

Smootasaurus, to random
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Y'all I'm a fairly anti-Spotify guy and I completely forgot TuneIn even existed. Last couple days I've been jamming out to DC101 my fav childhood radio station and sharing because Spotify's CEO doesn't really need any more money does he?
http://tun.in/sepgx

Smootasaurus, to academia
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"The publisher has retracted more than 11,300 papers"

Wiley (the people who write textbooks) closed 19 scholarly journals after being plagued by AI paper mill problems. Short thread here since this article popped up in my reading feed today.
https://www.theregister.com/2024/05/16/wiley_journals_ai/

Smootasaurus,
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Wanted to add to this AI paper mill conversation because it impacts early career researchers more than anyone else, some to the point they can't break into their fields. https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-01437-2

Smootasaurus, to random
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So... it sounds like my non-profit will be working with Gonzaga and the Conway House to start hosting robot battles for formerly homeless veterans this fall. Still a lot of planning but one of my fav interns actually put solid effort into making this happen. Our initial coordination meeting today was a great distraction from grad school and finals week.

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Boeing faces potential prosecution after DOJ says the corporation violated terms of their $2.5 billion deferred prosecution agreement related to plane crashes that killed 346 passengers

#BigDirtyMoney

tiktok.com/t/ZTLbP3JDk/

Smootasaurus,
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@jentaub Please tell us any other Boeing whistleblowers are in witness protection 😬

Smootasaurus, to random
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