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I need to wake up early (lemmy.world)

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

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Also most smart watches will provide this functionality

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I can’t believe people were subjected to boobs, unbelievable

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Whoops looks like you’ve crawled out of your hole, here let me just pop you back in there :)

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ITT: Mental Gymnastics competition to see how well one can defend corporate greed

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Definitely the latter and yeah still hilarious

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You’re right, I would only piss on him if he was specifically not on fire

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Damn, it’s pretty crazy how far we’ve come considering how nobody has wanted to work anymore for over a century

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Indeed, in other words, just as the IDF is racist against Palestinians

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You know it, maybe along with some newly decriminalized mushrooms :)

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My last landlord did this then fled the country when we tried to serve her with court docs. They really are a fine crowd.

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Wait staff: “oh god, here’s the dude with the cameraless phone again 🙄”

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