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Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.

#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #advice #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats

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ke7zum, to random

#today
so my breakfast barfed all over the microwave. I salvaged most of it but still. EWW!

Mrfunkedude,
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@ke7zum I first read "boyfriend" instead of "breakfast" and was about to ask you to put a kink content warning on it. 🤣

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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If you were a young child in the late 70's early 80's, the loyalty to the brand was a heated debate on the playground.

Which did you choose?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Hold this earworm for me...

A man stands and sings this song into a tiny mic.

Mrfunkedude,
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@kamikat Exactly. Now try to get it out of your head.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I have no idea what I'm going to do #today or most days if I'm being honest.

My girlfriend is working from home today, if she's not too busy maybe I'll live stream with her. She's always a fun addition.

I dunno. We'll see. 🤷‍

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It's Wednesday!

Wishing everyone a wonderful day filled with wins and warmth. Wake up with a smile and work towards your goals with wisdom and willpower!

katmckatniss, to random
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Back from vacation! How are all of you lovely people who live inside my computer screen?

Mrfunkedude,
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@katmckatniss How was your vacation?

Mrfunkedude,
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@katmckatniss Any good travel pics? Are you holding out on us?

Mrfunkedude,
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@katmckatniss The couple looks beautiful. The young woman looks like she needs at least two more zipper pockets, and the scenery looks amazing.

I miss traveling. I haven't gone anywhere since the pandemic.

I'm glad that you had such a good time. Thanks for sharing!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Everything in your entire life led you to this very moment.

Right here.

Right now.

To this post.

🚽🍑💨

That_One_Guy, to internet
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A social media friend group turned friendly gathering earlier this month when @jeanettepizzurro (Jette), @Rasta (Rasta), and I (Brian) met up to hang out. It was a great time with great friends and a bit surreal actually spending an evening telling stories and laughing together in person.

Have a great night friends! 🙂

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy @jeanettepizzurro @Rasta awww I'm jelly! Looks like fun was had by all!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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If everything feels like it's crumbling all around you, just remember that tacos fall apart too, yet everyone still loves them.

joyce, to random
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Oh, crap. I just got summoned for jury duty.
#Today

Mrfunkedude,
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@joyce Just go in and say, "Look. I fart. A lot."

Mrfunkedude, to random
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A.I. is the new drug.

Lot's of people are using it but wont admit to it in public.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I'm a firm believer that it's not what you say, but how you tell someone to "fuck off".

That_One_Guy, to ArtificialIntelligence
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Does anyone else hit the Shakespeare button on their work messages? It really messes with people. This is me asking for a better image or some dimensions:

Verily, my good friend, I doth require an improved image or dimensions to complete this order. Wherefore, beseech me to assist me in my endeavour.

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy Next time try it in the style of a Klingon.

"Hear me, honorable comrade! I demand a superior image or precise dimensions to fulfill this order. Provide them, so I may conquer this task with honor and glory!"

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Ok I'm starting to think that the two prunes I've been eating after dinner for the last few nights combined with the fiber supplements I take in the morning with breakfast MIGHT be a bit too much for my system to handle.

I will NOT be answering questions.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Did you know that it takes the average analog clock 12 hours to make a full rotation of it's hands?

Mrfunkedude,
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Did you know that the vast majority of boats are designed not to sink?

#obviousfacts #uselessfacts

Mrfunkedude,
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Did you know, that if you didn't, then you don't?

#obviousfacts #uselessfacts

Mrfunkedude,
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Did you know that cars produce the majority of traffic on the roads?

#obviousfacts #uselessfacts

Mrfunkedude,
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Did you know that the vast majority of whales swim in the ocean?

#obviousfacts #uselessfacts

Mrfunkedude,
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Did you know the an electric car uses as much gasoline as a combustion engine that doesn't run?

Mrfunkedude,
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Did you know that your bones aren't connected together by wires like the skeletons you saw in biology class?

#obviousfacts #uselessfacts

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy

Mrfunkedude,
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If an educator is someone who tells you something that you don't know, what do you call someone who tells you something that you already know?

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