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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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ElBarto,
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Why would I make two profiles and when do I post which image to which platform?

When? Anytime you want.

Why: Because they have different databases they access, it’s the same reason you cant log into Lemmy.world with a sh.itjust.works account.

ElBarto,
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Change it to assistant with Barb", then just have a nice middle aged aunty do it’s voice.

ElBarto, (edited )
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The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

ElBarto,
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Wait, people don’t want to watch celebrities patting themselves on the back for playing make-believe as a career?

ElBarto, (edited )
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At this time of year?

ElBarto,
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Did he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.

ElBarto,
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Take that tech bros, now it’s coming for you!

ElBarto,
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Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.

ElBarto,
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If I was a dictator, I would grant immunity to my stylist so they can freely tell me what they think of my look and hair.

ElBarto,
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Yeah, but his hair looks like it’s actively trying to fly away from him.

ElBarto,
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Called Incontinentia.

ElBarto,
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And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

ElBarto,
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Why would you check that, just wait for the checkout to tell you you’re broke.

ElBarto,
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That’s specifically for when you need to mention the 1994 Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic comedy Junior.

ElBarto,
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And I’m sure there’s a way to make that unnecessarily sexual, too.

You weren’t about to put your member away were you?

No I wasn’t.

ElBarto,
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I love his shit eating grin when the other Klingon sees Jadzia.

Don’t you remember the great Kurzon Dax?!

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