ian, to random
@ian@phpc.social avatar

TIL that GROUP BY GROUPING SETS exists. Also ROLLUP, which is even more terse and powerful. Thanks, @auroraeosrose!

This exists in Postgres as of 9.5, while ROLLUP exists in a janky fashion in MySQL.

fakebenramsey, to opensource

That’s not me up on stage talking about saving at

fakebenramsey, to random

I didn’t bring any whiskey, but he did! #phptek

ian, to random
@ian@phpc.social avatar

"I'll stop lecturing on that." - @auroraeosrose
"No you won't." - @Crell

#phptek

stevegrunwell, to random
@stevegrunwell@phpc.social avatar

I'm so grateful for the room full of folks looking to deal with their this morning at , thank you!

My slides are available at https://stevegrunwell.com/slides/technical-debt, and the README for the slides include links to all sorts of resources (including the Adapter Pattern blog post I mentioned: https://stevegrunwell.com/blog/adapter-pattern)

mcdwayne, to random

Simplifying the Complex: The Clean Code Methodology
from Aaron Holbrook at

awoodsnet, to random
@awoodsnet@phpc.social avatar

if you just watched my talk “Create Better Dotfilea”, I just posted my slides on my website.

Please leave feedback about this talk https://joind.in/event/phptek-2024/create-better-dotfiles

https://andrewwoods.net/blog/2024/create-better-dotfiles-php-tek-2024/

jmichaelward, to random
@jmichaelward@phpc.social avatar

The #[AllowDynamicProperties] attribute is going to be alllllll over WordPress core soon. @Crell

mcdwayne, to random

Create Better Dotfiles
from Andrew Woods
At

ericmann, to random
@ericmann@tekton.network avatar

Excited to see that, even if I can't be physically at , I'm still making an impact :-)

grmpyprogrammer, to random
@grmpyprogrammer@phpc.social avatar

If you were in my (Neo)Vim for PHP talk, here's a gist with my NeoVim config stuff in it. Hope you find it useful https://gist.github.com/chartjes/3547d86884b9dee5d72769c8be780aa2

#phptek #phptek24

ian, to random
@ian@phpc.social avatar

Does #oss need saving?
What are we saving it from?
What are we saving it for?

mcdwayne, to random

All too soon, we are at the final keynote of
A great talk to end on:
"Community, PHP and us: Growing up"
from Michelle Sanver

ian, to random
@ian@phpc.social avatar

TIL LAG() and LEAD() on dates in windowing functions.

I think I saw this presentation from @auroraeosrose back in 2017 at PNWPHP but I'm catching a lot of new stuff this time.

And this is an uncon talk

mcdwayne, to random

"5 things about mental health every developer should know"
Unconference session at from Sarah Savage

Today, I learned there is such a thing as mental first aid
Good resource here: https://buff.ly/2Yjo5VG

mbniebergall, to random

I've just contributed to PHP Foundation. Consider supporting them too — every little helps! https://opencollective.com/phpfoundation #phptek

danaluther, to random

Great keynote by @ramsey on Saving PHP at #phptek Very grateful for all who give their time and creativity to making everything we do possible.

Crell, to random
@Crell@phpc.social avatar

Good guidelines to consider when collecting data. Via @e3betht

#phptek

auroraeosrose, to random

#phptek I would argue with @ramsey s statement that being active on mailing lists and helping others isn't being involved in open source

Every answer someone gives to a user's problem is mental weight a maintainer or contributor can let go of

jmichaelward, to random
@jmichaelward@phpc.social avatar

@stevegrunwell giving a shout-out to @derickr about Xdebug in his Technical Debt talk makes me realize I've been convincing people to use it for step debugging for almost a decade.

Crell, to random
@Crell@phpc.social avatar

"When you go out to teach someone, you have to learn it yourself." - @ramsey

True words.

#phptek

grmpyprogrammer, to random
@grmpyprogrammer@phpc.social avatar

One of the interesting things of being a long-time member of a programming community is that you can do a ton of work (in my case test-writing evangelism), then drop out of it, come back, and be welcomed with open arms (or maybe they are too scared of me to reject me) #phptek24 #phptek

Crell, to random
@Crell@phpc.social avatar

"I learned by opening things up and seeing how they work." - @ramsey

#phptek

Crell, to random
@Crell@phpc.social avatar

Fake Ben Ramsey (left) and Real Ben Ramsey doing a karaoke duet.

@ramsey

ian, to random
@ian@phpc.social avatar

"My name is Elizabeth Smith. I've been programming in PHP since mumble"

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