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Fake Ben Ramsey (left) and Real Ben Ramsey doing a karaoke duet.

@ramsey

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Senior leaders of the community, being very professional.

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It's karaoke o'clock at #phptek. PHPear..

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I didn’t bring any whiskey, but he did! #phptek

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. @pollita doing her best Jeremy Mikola impression at #phptek

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Ha! I forgot, I did once do an article version of my #PHP arrays talk for php[architect].

https://www.phparch.com/article/never-use-arrays/

Subscribers can get it from the archive. I don't recall if I still have a copy myself I can put on my blog. :-)

#phptek

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Interesting chat at #phptek (@phptek) today.

My stance: Uninitialized variables and array keys are fine. Back-end security issues with setting them should be fixed in core, not worked around by banning them.

Please, convince me that uninitialized variables are wrong. I WANT TO BELIEVE!

And no, the following reasons do not convince me:

  1. It's Best Practice
  2. That's how other languages do it
  3. It's messy, ugly, or any other subjective term
  4. Real programmers should do things the right way
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Use Value Objects rather than massive $options arrays when exposing an interface for configuring requests made by your SDK, because you want to make your SDK code as self-documenting as possible. - @SecondeJ #phptek

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Put business logic in your SDK. Don't just wrap curl. And have very clear and in-depth testing because those tests document what the API is supposed to do. - @SecondeJ #phptek

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"I threw in the XKCD because why not" - wise presenter words from @SecondeJ #phptek

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Time to talk SDKs with @SecondeJ at #phptek

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We're here for the inaugural release of a new framework at #phptek. Via @tjlytle

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soapbox from @tjlytle about HTTP verbs intensifies #phptek

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Now in @tjlytle's #phptek talk about https://github.com/PhoneBurnerOpenSource/api-handler.

Last hour I streamed @michelle's sustainable dev presentation from the hotel room.

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@dragonmantank couldn’t make #phptek instead Diana is there. Her name is not Christina lol

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“If the Internet was a country, it would be the world’s fourth largest polluter!”
https://mastodon.social/@mcdwayne/112327785947240043

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Crafting A Greener Future For PHP from Michelle Sanver at

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When I was revamping "Up to my Eyeballs in Technical Debt!" talk (11am Central tomorrow morning here at !) I wrote a whole section on the , which I then had to cut out for time.

I ended up writing a blog post about it instead, which I just published: https://stevegrunwell.com/blog/adapter-pattern/

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Pauline Vos on #phptek Day 2 performing some advanced Git magic! 🪄

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Lunch conversation at #phptek: Career advice, cosmology, and quantum theory.

#PHP

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Hey #phptek, less than two hours until we talk about #PHP on the #CLI. Be there or be…in another session more aligned with your interests and/or learning goals.

Or taking time for yourself (remember: we’re only halfway through the conference and it’s important to pace yourself).

Or building lifelong friendships with fellow attendees.

I hope you spend the 3pm hour with me, but however you choose to spend it I hope you enjoy!

auroraeosrose, to random

#phptek PHP upgrades are easier with tests, ci-cd, static analysis and orchestration. Up front investment always sucks but it pays off so much. Our last PHP upgrade took less than an hour.

mcdwayne, to random

Digital Whiteboarding for Developers
Susan Fung
at #phptek

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At #phptek @mwop now on stage with fascinating insights on the State of PHP in 2024 from the @zend landscape report

shochdoerfer,
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@naderman @mwop @zend hey Matthew :) Wish I could be at #phptek...

SenseException, to php German
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talks 10 years ago: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

PHP talks nowadays: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

SenseException,
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"Use value objects instead of arrays" in 2024.
Onward, bringing this message to the next decade.
https://phpc.social/@ian/112328282730050276

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