my CJ69 unit was in the basement spewing out vocalized garbage, including something about a forced update, while plugged into its phone searching for signal. when I asked what was wrong, it just made modem noises and returned to this pose. the phone says "20% updated" but it hasn't moved in an hour. should I power it off, or will that fck up its systems more?
I really enjoyed these creations served up by #AI as I was experimenting with it. not a huge fan of unethical generative AI; these were too hot to not share for those who might enjoy it though
in the middle of the museum tour you spotted a tour guide under maintenance. you asked your tour guide if they too were an android and they nodded silently once, then whisked the group away so the technicians could continue working on this (sexy) droid
my #android buddy Bart malfunctioned during a sprint #training session, but his diagnostics couldn't determine the issue, so he called me and we tried to work through the issue. we got him booted into safe mode so he could make it home, then I proceeded to replace his motor function chip and he was good like new!
I had to clean our Deke's cock from all the cum that had built up in the shaft. I was using cheap, off-brand cum and it didn't work well. Now I'm having it clean out its own shaft and piss the cleaner out so I can get full pressure ejaculation again
I took my OfficeBot 3000 to the museum with me today to see its ancestors. some things, like body design, processing power, & battery life have come a long way. other things, like its obedience, servile personality, & ocular LEDs remain the same 💙