WestLawns, to DaftPunk
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Managed to trap my little finger in the car door as I shut it today.

Lots of red stuff.

Cleaned it. Wrapped it in tissue and taped it up. Still leaking a bit.

#daft

masterdon1312, to TaylorSwift
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about or any other associated alleged multi-millionaire/billionaire/trillionaire.... button getting a workout today endorsing some bitch gives nothing to the world other than love songs & and endorses rightwing fascist joe biden, yes trump is a rightwing fascist also... the by are proving how they actually are to ... !

governa, to DaftPunk
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#Daft Social - The Anti-Social Social Network for Minimalists.

https://daftsocial.com/

aral, to DaftPunk
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Daft is so apt.

What the fuck state are those switches in, Daft?

emsquared, to news
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Front cover of the Daily Star (UK) says "Sniffer dogs to hunt bedbugs"...and then qualifies this with a line that you have to admire...
"Army of trained mutts will root out bitey scumbags".

emsquared, to DaftPunk
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emsquared, to Korean
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The lodger has struck again. Just heard her say, "talking the hind legs off a Hyena".
This woman is just remixing sayings.
#language #MangledSayings #daft #funny

emsquared, to languagelearning
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Amused by the name of this coffee. But then I would be.

emsquared, to random
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