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Bravely bold Sir Donald
Rode forth from ScamAlot
He was not afraid to lie,
Oh brave Sir Donald
He was not at all afraid
To be grilled in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave
brave Sir Donald
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For he was not
in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
and his body burned away
And his limbs
all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Donald
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Brave Sir Donald ran away
Bravely ran away away
When perjury reared
it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail
and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Donald
turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Swiftly taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave
@dannotdaniel
He can't testify because of the gag order. The one imposed by his own lawyers. He is their puppet. He hates them for keeping him from testifying. He struggles to free himself from their bonds, but he keeps falling asleep. Are they sedating him? If found guilty, he will claim incompetence of counsel.
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