Your Honor, I rest my case. My guitar case. I'm resting it here against the witness stand while I testify. I hope it won't fall over. You see, Your Honor, later on there's gonna be a musical component to my testimony
@scott "Objection! Your honor, the plaintiff's line of questioning is leading the witness. The witness is a rhythm guitarist, and those questions evoked what were clearly lead riffs."
"Sustained. The jury will disregard the last minute of testimony. Please keep to full chords."
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