I came back home and while standing at the door I see hot cholo neighbor guy and he says what’s up to me. I let him know I’m sick and ask him if he wanted a kiss (LMAO so forward of me, whatever) and he said “You’re sick? Sure!”
My daughter flung the door open and started shouting No NO then grabbed me by the wrist and snatched me inside the house.
Oh so you can flirt awkwardly but mom does it and the world is ending. I got-cho-numba.
