@the_etrain
Saw one recently that began "If you block me, I win" and continued with a bunch of statements to the effect that it's everybody else's fault he's an asshole.
I was only looking at his profile because he made a totally ridiculous, unreasonable response to someone else and I figured he was there for no reason but to try to make people mad.
Sadly, though I blocked him, he will probably never get to notice and treasure his victory.