JonBaker,
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GENIE: You have 3 wishes

ME: I want you to yeet Neptune out of the solar system

GENIE: what

ME: I don’t care where, just get it the fuck outta here

GENIE: Ok but why

ME: Gonna freak the fuck out of some scientists

msbellows,
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@JonBaker Yeah, that's an instafollow. Don't make me regret it, hoser.

JonBaker,
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@msbellows I’ll regret this enough for the both of us

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