@thepoliticalcat I don't think I'd like chilli crab as chilli makes me unwell. Do you want me to send some cat treats? I always wake up when I hear the box being opened.
@thepoliticalcat Eric is a genetic mutant. Somehow, his top fur is very long, smooth but thin, while his undercoat is thick, curly and somehow sticky. His head has a different texture of fur to his body and his tail is something different again. Something went very, very wrong when he was being put together.
@thepoliticalcat The humans have an app which has all the household jobs on it, so the preferred human doesn't need to think or remember things. Grooming Eric is a job that makes the list daily.
Grooming me is only once a month, usually, but the PH seems very keen on the comb at the moment. I may be moulting a little bit, in addition to the dry skin.
@thepoliticalcat Eric's fur doesn't get stuck everywhere because it stays on him and gets tangled up in the fur that remains. He sometimes leaves clumps lying about like when a sheep gets its wool stuck on barbed wire.
I, however, have flocked the whole house, every item of their clothing, all the furniture and a lot of the garden in glistening orange softness. The preferred human is not as impressed as I thought she would be with my design improvements.
@thepoliticalcat I am just making improvements to the decor and their lack of fur. I'm not usually one to share, but I don't mind leaving my fur everywhere.
The problem with grooming is that it is nice and makes me feel better, but then I remember I don't like it and accidentally swipe, bite and hiss. After a bit of a break, I will go back for more.
@thepoliticalcat we were on the patio, so it could have been anyone. As it was, the tall one broke up the fight and took Eric away: it was a win for everyone.
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