“Yes um hi sorry this is embarrassing but I need, uh, deodorant”
(unlocks rack)
“Oh also, briefs”
(sighs, unlocks another cabinet)
“Uhhh errrr 😳 😓 also condoms”
(rolls eyes, unlocks that as well)
Oh and that’s before you go to the cashier. “Haha, you know, the essentials 🫠”
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