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    @dave That's the key thing - I find, by the time I've weaved in and out avoiding people coughing, sneezing, or generally being inconsiderate, it's a VERY short time before I'm utterly burnt out :/

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    @dave I'm so over humans, in general.

    <sigh>

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    @dave Somehow in the movies it's all guns and fast cars and people looking sexy even though they haven't showered in 3 years.

    In reality it's just stress and exhaustion and assholes being even more annoying than usual.

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    @dave yeaaah, that sounds about right.

    Boss: Look, I don't CARE that you got bit on your way to work. That's YOUR responsibility. MY responsibility is getting these reports out, and you're either going to do this, or I'm going to have to fire you, and you'll be homeless

    Work Zombie: braaaaiiiinnnss, can't eat house

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    @dave Ahh ha ha YES.

    <goes to supermarket for an apple>
    <returns with an apple and 15 zombies in tow>

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    @dave parent: Well, at least the APPLE doesn't have bite marks all over it!

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    @dave "If you don't clean your room, I'm confiscating your XBox.

    I am SO sick and tired of cleaning blood off everything you own. I'm not your slave, you know."

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    @dave etc etc until we're all dead.

    <sigh>

    I'm depressed, Dave. Why do humans suck so badly? :(

    (RHETORICAL QUESTION)

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    @dave

    A significant amount of us seem unwilling to filter our air if it means filtering ourselves out of certain social access, even if that access is the fleeting perception of a stranger at a grocery store

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