girlonthenet,
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We are watching The Matrix. And oh... fellow children of the 90s... I was shocked to realise ... it’s absolutely shit? Like, hilariously shit. What were we thinking?! Surely we were all just too drunk on fingering that we didn’t notice how bad it was?

billyjoebowers,
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@girlonthenet

I was not a kid at the time, but I almost walked out of it. But I did enjoy it by the end. Thought it was overhyped, but I liked it. Couldn't stand the sequel though.

All your childhood favs will become terrible, and then good again.

eribosot,
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@girlonthenet I distinctly remember the plot being described at the time as "this is real, this is not real, now let's blow shit up"

petecarr,
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@girlonthenet Whoa! I watched it a couple of years ago after coming out as non-binary and I cried at Neo’s speech at the end. 😭

SpenPErotica,
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@girlonthenet it’s one of those that I like to file under ‘brilliantly shit’. Most of Keanu’s films are in there to be honest!

girlonthenet,
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It looks like a student art project #TheMatrix. It’s just so bad.

Di4na,
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@girlonthenet did you got the badly remastered version that added atrocious filters on top of it?

thisismissem,
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@girlonthenet keep in mind the movies are 20 years old & special effects have come a LONG way since then

girlonthenet,
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@thisismissem oh yeah you’re absolutely correct, and in it’s time it was groundbreaking. But... have you watched it now? It is so much less good than I remember it being. In a fun way.

andrewt,
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@girlonthenet @thisismissem I reckon it's kind of to be expected for stuff that's properly original and ambitious — anything ambitious in 1999 is probably easy to do better 25 years later. And anything original in 1999 even more so — The Matrix was humanity's first real attempt at bullet time, whereas now even BBC Sherlock has it in for absolutely no fucking reason. Makes sense we've got better at it faster than we've got better at doing big explosions or whatever that we've been doing since cinema was invented. All the videogames people remember for their graphics look awful now too.

girlonthenet,
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@andrewt @thisismissem oh yeah you’re 100% right, and absolutely no shade to it. I’m just saying, it is not as I remembered. I’m having a lovely time though and it was amazing at the time. But.

lanodan,
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@andrewt @girlonthenet @thisismissem Graphics reminds me that Toy Story now looks way different than what I remember, at least I think I have a slight nostalgia filter so it's not so bad.

thisismissem,
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@girlonthenet I did watch it fairly recently (last 4 years, in prep for the new movie)

If you want a real fun old movie: Hackers with Angelina Jolie and Johnny Lee Miller: 1995

girlonthenet,
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@thisismissem oooh yeah

girlonthenet,
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Don’t get me wrong, we’re really enjoying it! But also... it’s not a good film. #TheMatrix

adhdeanasl,
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@girlonthenet As I recall, it was more about the look, the concept, the “WAKE UP” factor.

oblomov,
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@adhdeanasl @girlonthenet also made history with some of the cinematics, and memes

anandamide,

@girlonthenet saw it a few years back. It's a Good Sci Fi Romp. Suffers from being the first to do bullet time etc so what was exhilaratingly innovative now just looks pedestrian, and all the beats are solid and predictable. Were they new beats back then? Am I just better at seeing story structure now than I was back then? Probably. But also, I was extremely stoned, and remember that we were a culture still obsessed with The Fast Show.

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