timbray,
@timbray@cosocial.ca avatar

I entirely loathe headlines that say “What you need to know about X.”

I’ll decide what I need to know, thank you, no matter how ex-fucking-cathedra you think you can make yourself sound. Did you don a mantle and mace and mount a rostrum before writing?

Tell me what you know and I’ll take it under advisement, and boost it if I think it's good.

jonjennings,
@jonjennings@newwest.social avatar

@timbray "You won't believe number 37"

mike_vlasman,
@mike_vlasman@cosocial.ca avatar

@timbray

FOMO click-bait technique # 1

billbarol,

@timbray Can I get in on this? Here's mine: The trope "The Best {noun} You've Never Heard Of" needs to die in a fire.

kboyd,
@kboyd@phpc.social avatar

@timbray "What I Needed To Know About Writing Headlines" might also work

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